nonversation

A conversation that does not exist. Meant to be a joke about not wanting to talk to someone.

"Hey Annie, you should go over there and have a nonversation with that creepy girl Brianna."

"Yeah, totally."

by emmawemawoo March 5, 2009

nonversation

the act of conversing with inanimate objects; can include inattentive people if used negatively.

telling something that is about to fall over to stay "did she just tell that book to stay?" "yeah she totally just had a nonversation"

by the unknown aj October 4, 2011

nonversation

You are talking to someone on messages and all you say is hi and hello. The conersation isn't going anywhere at all.

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: hello
Man 1: this is a nonversation

by Number10 June 13, 2015

nonversation

Having a conversation but not able to get a word in.

I just had a nonversation conversation with my Mother.

by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011

Nonversation

A completely private conversation that usually stays between two people. Usually undisclosed to anybody outside the conversation. In other words, a secret conversation

Bob: "Keep this a secret, Frank"
Frank: "Don't worry, this is a nonversation"

by Ko’d by your grandma July 17, 2022

NonVErsation

A discussion so secret that it never happened

Ronnie wanted to talk about him going to rehab.. I told him that'sa NonVErsation..

by Blind247 January 23, 2026

NonVersation

When a conversation is never to be talked about again after the original conversation

Bethany wanted to talk about our situation. I told her that was a NonVersation.

by Blind247 January 27, 2026