nonversation

A conversation that does not exist. Meant to be a joke about not wanting to talk to someone.

"Hey Annie, you should go over there and have a nonversation with that creepy girl Brianna."

"Yeah, totally."

by emmawemawoo March 5, 2009

nonversation

You are talking to someone on messages and all you say is hi and hello. The conersation isn't going anywhere at all.

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: hello
Man 1: this is a nonversation

by Number10 June 13, 2015

nonversation

Having a conversation but not able to get a word in.

I just had a nonversation conversation with my Mother.

by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011

nonversation

the act of conversing with inanimate objects; can include inattentive people if used negatively.

telling something that is about to fall over to stay "did she just tell that book to stay?" "yeah she totally just had a nonversation"

by the unknown aj October 4, 2011

Nonversation

A completely private conversation that usually stays between two people. Usually undisclosed to anybody outside the conversation. In other words, a secret conversation

Bob: "Keep this a secret, Frank"
Frank: "Don't worry, this is a nonversation"

by Ko’d by your grandma July 17, 2022