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nanny plum

A lady who will steal your wallet and run away screaming plums glorious plums
Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me

Unsuspecting public: sure mam

Nanny plum : tee hee hee

Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!
nanny plum by Roadmanchungus March 19, 2017

Net Nanny 

A stupid ass program that tries to police the internet.
Nice try, Nanny.
Wow that Net Nanny sure is a Internet Police officer.
Net Nanny by Chris J. September 25, 2006

ninnywiffer

one who goes around smelling bike seats
man i saw ronny up at the pool sniffin on some bike seats what a ninnywiffer
ninnywiffer by pope john smalls December 6, 2006

jack-a-ninny 

1. Slang term, an idiot, nincompoop, lacking common sense. 2. An indolent person. 3. A cross between nincompoop and jackass.
1. Get back to work you jack-a-ninny!
2. Al is a frickin jack-a-ninny.
Did you see the photo of Britney Spears going commando? You could see her nunny!
Nunny by Dick Wright-Upham November 14, 2010
Shortened form of Non Sortie Producing Motherfucker. Term created by the "working" side of the U.S. Air Force. A sortie is one take-off and landing of an aircraft. Those that don't work on the flightline do not produce sorties and are thus labelled nonners.
Dad, what did you do during the war?

Son, I counted batteries in a box on a shelf. If there aren't 12 batteries in that box, it's my job to tell someone about it.

Dad that's pretty lame.

Well son, I am in the Air Force but I'm a nonner.
nonner by Crusader 4 October 11, 2007