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/ˈnɒn.i/ — noun
1. A spiritual bypasser who mistakes the first glimpse of non-duality (“all is one, there is no self”) for the final realization — and then spends the rest of their life repeating ethereal word loops to avoid growth, responsibility, or actual practice.
2. An online personality who delivers hypnotic, paradox-filled pseudo-wisdom that sounds profound but cancels itself out, leaving the listener pleasantly confused and permanently inert.
3. The controlled opposition of spirituality: skilled at keeping seekers docile in the warm bath of “there’s nothing to do” so they never actually evolve.
Common Traits:
Replaces all concrete nouns with “Beingness,” “Is-ness,” or “Suchness.”
Answers questions by dissolving the asker’s identity (“Who is it that asks?”)
Uses poetic metaphors to replace action with aesthetic passivity.
Avoids shadow work, discipline, or ethics by declaring them “illusions.”
Lives exactly as before awakening, but with better Instagram captions.
Origin: Short for non-duality adherent, but now widely used in spiritual satire circles to describe the faux-enlightened with zero integrity. Prolific on Quora and Medium.
Related: Nihilist, pseudo-guru, bypasser, Instagram mystic, Quora cult.
/ˈnɒn.i/ — noun
1. A spiritual bypasser who mistakes the first glimpse of non-duality (“all is one, there is no self”) for the final realization — and then spends the rest of their life repeating ethereal word loops to avoid growth, responsibility, or actual practice.
2. An online personality who delivers hypnotic, paradox-filled pseudo-wisdom that sounds profound but cancels itself out, leaving the listener pleasantly confused and permanently inert.
3. The controlled opposition of spirituality: skilled at keeping seekers docile in the warm bath of “there’s nothing to do” so they never actually evolve.
Common Traits:
Replaces all concrete nouns with “Beingness,” “Is-ness,” or “Suchness.”
Answers questions by dissolving the asker’s identity (“Who is it that asks?”)
Uses poetic metaphors to replace action with aesthetic passivity.
Avoids shadow work, discipline, or ethics by declaring them “illusions.”
Lives exactly as before awakening, but with better Instagram captions.
Origin: Short for non-duality adherent, but now widely used in spiritual satire circles to describe the faux-enlightened with zero integrity. Prolific on Quora and Medium.
Related: Nihilist, pseudo-guru, bypasser, Instagram mystic, Quora cult.
Seeker: “How do I heal from heartbreak?”
"Beloved… who is it that breaks? The broken cannot heal what is unbroken, for the healing is already healed in the un-healing of the heart-ness. So… do nothing.” says the Nonnie
"Beloved… who is it that breaks? The broken cannot heal what is unbroken, for the healing is already healed in the un-healing of the heart-ness. So… do nothing.” says the Nonnie
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