Nonce

Someone who likes to touch, or at least try and touch kids.

Person 1 - "Hey did you hear about Elf!?"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"

by GetToTheChoppa September 8, 2013

Nonce

Curtis Mountain.

"Curtis Mountain is a Nonce"

by The_Walking_Moustache (Noz) April 2, 2019

Nonce

A word for nice people in britain. When you want to compliment a man in britain, you must call him a nonce. Men in britain get mad at the use of it because its too kind.

John: Your a nonce, sir!
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

Nonce

An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt

Why was nonce seekers filmed in England so much

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Nonce

Rahul is a nonce who watches your children

Yo jacob I think a wild Rahul is watching your children

man hes such a nonce

by amsg March 20, 2019

Nonce

Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet

A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.

by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019

Nonce

Being a pedophile. it can range from speaking to little kids in s noncey way to touching them like a nonce.

“come on dad, we talked about this. You can touch little girls like that. You’re a nonce!”

by bëãńš December 19, 2019