Nonce

Someone who likes to touch, or at least try and touch kids.

Person 1 - "Hey did you hear about Elf!?"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"

by GetToTheChoppa September 8, 2013

Nonce

Curtis Mountain.

"Curtis Mountain is a Nonce"

by The_Walking_Moustache (Noz) April 2, 2019

Nonce

A word for nice people in britain. When you want to compliment a man in britain, you must call him a nonce. Men in britain get mad at the use of it because its too kind.

John: Your a nonce, sir!
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

Nonce

An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt

Why was nonce seekers filmed in England so much

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Nonce

A nonce is a pedophile it’s used as an insult and it is when an older person does stuff to the younger one

Man: hey children

Children: YOUR A NONCE !!
Man: come and get in my white van and I’ll show u my puppy

Children : ok but are u a pedophile
Man: no I’m not but I like little children touching me sexually

by Obese polar bear May 27, 2019

Nonce

A pedophile of biblical proportions, and is almost proud of it.

"That Viking fellow that looks like a leaf? He's an utter nonce"

by NonceHater911 August 3, 2019

Nonce

A boy from Framwellgate moor call Tyler peace who is a proven nonce that preys on kids

Know that Tyler peace which was catch as a nonce

by Guardians of the north February 26, 2020