Person 1 - "Hey did you hear about Elf!?"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"
by GetToTheChoppa September 8, 2013
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Get the Nonce mug.A word for nice people in britain. When you want to compliment a man in britain, you must call him a nonce. Men in britain get mad at the use of it because its too kind.
John: Your a nonce, sir!
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*
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Get the Nonce mug.Prince Andrew is a nonce
by Bolivia your next door neighbo April 4, 2020
Get the Nonce mug.The alternative uk term for calling someone a pedophile. Also a funny thing to call your friends if
they're a bit weird.
they're a bit weird.
by Type1Nonce January 12, 2020
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