Nigology

Nigology is the science of imbecility. It comes from the French word "nigologue" invented by Voltaire. In order to excel in this domain one has to be a real idiot himself.

The highest level of nigology one can reach is Dr. In Nigology. This title is very prestigious and renowned. Only a few people can reach this level.

Yo mate did you study nigology at university to reach this level of stupidity?
I don't think I have ever seen seomeone master nigology like you do mate

by Rhâmuské&Rom April 23, 2011

noogle

A collection of stories, headlines and links for news sites arranged in an aggregated space on one page.

newsnoogle.us
newsnoogle.com
newsnoogle.biz etc.

by Baron Smart May 6, 2008

nigolo

A black gigolo. Has all the possible definitions of gigolo. Basically a male prostitute

Derrick Bigolo: Male Nigolo
Sheryl: What do you do for fun on Saturday nights Lucy?
Lucy: I like to cruise the ghetto for nigolos.

by Charlie Chaplin in Blackface November 15, 2011

noogle

a word or phrase which yields no search results on google.

searching google for the word "overdrasticated" yields no results, hence it is a noogle.

by thewebguy April 18, 2006

Nogel Thongs

Nogel Thongs is the counter part to the Thomas Douglas. He is easily distinguishable as he is rather short standing at 164 cm and wears thick, black framed glasses. He is known on the social platform Discord as "Monorocks" and is quite active, often engaging in crude conversations and humour that Nobody except for a Thomas Douglas else thinks is funny. Nogel Thongs inhabits various places, some of which are the Camberwell Grammar School Toilets and his toilet at home. He usually engages in anime profile pictures in order to attract girls and consume them. This way, they get mind controlled to have a 2 month relationship with him. However, after the 2 month period is over, the spell breaks and so does his relationship. He has currently mind controlled over 69 victims such as: Alissa, Caecilius, Jesh Mezzley and Tron Stanlius.

That Nogel Thongs is possessing a Thomas Douglas!!! Please, stop him!

by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer July 26, 2022

Noogleboard

A board based game involving two guns, a tub of butter and toenail clippings; played by West London gangsters

Oi blud, you up for a round of noogleboard?

by Coop April 6, 2004

noogly

a part of something or someone that is squishy, jiggly, or loose.

The tentacle of the octopus was really noogly!

by Sammy Solis June 11, 2006