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Nocturnal Octopus Ninja

A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.
Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.

Tom: Wow...
by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010
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nocturnal enuresis

A urological complaint: involuntary urination after the age at which bladder control usually occurs or by immature bullies when excited or provoked.
Dr: "Sorry, but your son has nocturnal enuresis."

Mrs MarillionFan: "Is it serious?"

Dr: "Oh no, madam. It is very, very funny.
by MarillionFan's mum March 27, 2011
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nocturnal rainbow

A rainbow that occurs very rarely at night when it rains on a full moon. This is rare because the moon is not as bright as the sun.
-Dude were you looking outside last night.
-No why.
-There was a sick ass nocturnal rainbow, it was really faint tho.
by The Capital-ᙠ August 2, 2016
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nocturnal emission

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.
Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...
by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006
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Noctophasia

The phenomenon of staying up ridiculously late at night on the computer, either:

a) playing WoW
b) participating in an online RP
c) watching porn.

A portmanteau of "schizophasia" and "noctis" (Latin for "night".) If a hapless internet-goer turns the general thrill of Noctophasia into a habit, it holds the general properties of substance addiction.
Scott: How come Kim didn't wake up until four this afternoon, man?
John: Oh, she's got Noctophasia.
Scott: Poor kid.

John: Yeah, I'm trying to get her into rehab.
by Monteil4 June 28, 2010
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Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

sex vagina nocturnal awake
by Rpt93 November 28, 2012
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Nocturn

A person who is nocturnal by nature- their sleeping pattern has become reversed from the normal. Often the result of wasting time late at night/early morning online (usually streaming addictive TV shows, watching pointless YouTube videos etc)

Becoming a Nocturn can be a gradual and progressive change of state, sometimes happening without the affected realising that they are still watching Dexter repeats at 5.30am on a Tuesday morning.

Commonly found in students, the unemployed, and those whose jobs require them to work late at night.

Symptoms include, insomnia or oversleeping, excessive napping, disrupted eating pattern, weight gain (due to mindless snacking), the inability to maintain a normal daily routine, missing important appointments or events because you spent all night on youtube trying to teach yourself how to open a bottle with a lighter.
Dave- "Haven't you gone to bed yet? Its 6.20am!"

Fred- "I can't, I'm a Nocturn. I've been watching Animal Planet on Catch Up- if I sleep now then how will I know what happens to the baby Meerkat who lost its mum?!"

Dave- "You need help."
by INeedANap December 30, 2013
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