nock comedy

Something that freshmen post for attention that isn’t actually funny, either because it’s illegal or just straight up obnoxious. It’s the epitome of suburban high schooler exhibitionism.

Dude 1: did you see that video of those freshmen throwing a bike in the lake?
Dude 2: yea, that wasn’t cool. I hate nock comedy.

by rickbone1055 May 30, 2019

What the Fock my Nock

What the fuck my nigga!!

Person 1 - Man I hate girls.....

Person 1's friend - What the fock my nock!!

by camclw January 28, 2010

Nock

Man who is well endowed. Incredibly nice cock

Female 1: did you see nock today?
Female 2: his cock is incredibly nice. He’s quite well endowed!

by nockfartsstinky!! April 9, 2022

Nock

The result of blood vessels breaking under the skin which is a common symptom of having way too much sex/masturbation. This turns the testicles a very dark grey/black color. Only really noticeable on White Males.

Guy 1: Suck my Nock you gay fag
Guy 2: Ew...no

by Meme Eggs And Ham January 22, 2022

Nock Nock Nitch

A game played very much like Ding Dong Ditch, but is used for houses that don't have doorbells.

David: Hey Chris, do you want to play Nock Nock Nitch?

Chris: Sure.

(Knock Knock)

(Chris & David run)

by Chris Manger May 14, 2009

Nock

A person who’s a dick eater

Friend 1: “I was sucking my bfs dick yesterday and I bit it off”

Friend 2: “WHAT THE!!! You’re a weirdo. you’re a complete nock.”

by d4t1batch December 29, 2022

Nock Off

the best clothing brand coming out of New Hampshire.

Yo, you see those kid wear those sick nock off shirts. Yeah I want to get a few.

by Felix the Nock Off Cat September 23, 2011