nocturnal mission

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.

I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.

by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017

notchu

another way of saying "not you"

notchu saying that lmfao

by taylord swift August 6, 2020

nocturdal

when you can only crap at night

i go deuce at night,cause i am nocturdal

by bigd69er November 2, 2010

nonhumorous definition

a definition of a word that contains absolutely no humor. Upon reading the definition, the reader does not laugh, giggle, smile, grin, or even smirk, for the definition lacks anything that could be found to be even slightly funny to a stoned person. These definitions are found rampantly through the urban dictionary, but who gives a shit.

The above definition is a nonhumorous definition because it is more a rant that was given in a rather serious tone, although the speaker is one who occasionally drops subtle sarcastic remarks.

by boosh321 July 23, 2007

Nocturnal Octopus Ninja

A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.

Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.

Tom: Wow...

by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010

nocturnal enuresis

A urological complaint: involuntary urination after the age at which bladder control usually occurs or by immature bullies when excited or provoked.

Dr: "Sorry, but your son has nocturnal enuresis."

Mrs MarillionFan: "Is it serious?"

Dr: "Oh no, madam. It is very, very funny.

by MarillionFan's mum March 27, 2011

nocturnal rainbow

A rainbow that occurs very rarely at night when it rains on a full moon. This is rare because the moon is not as bright as the sun.

-Dude were you looking outside last night.
-No why.
-There was a sick ass nocturnal rainbow, it was really faint tho.

by The Capital-ᙠ August 2, 2016