nutsack of nowhere

a remote location with absolutely nothing of interest around

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.

by levine2112 November 25, 2007

Run to nowhere

When a woman, who thinks that she is hotter than she is, in a public place like a gym, inexplicably starts and stops running without a a set destination. This happens most when said woman believes other patrons are checking her out.

Joe: Look at Adam's wife over there by the free weights. Did she get a boob job?
Bill: Yeah, but she's still not all that.
Joe: Lookout, stop staring at her, she's jogging this way.
Bill: No she's not, she stopped by the ellipticals.
Joe: Oh yeah, she was on a run to nowhere!

by Fartface Jones. January 7, 2012

bumfuck nowhere

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

Nowhereland

Slang for someplace barely on the map, usually featuring nature and very limited development, where nothing of any importance whatsoever is happening.

I’m looking at leaving the insanity of the city and have identified some Nowhereland towns that I can peacefully disappear into when I retire!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020

nothing, nowhere

this rapper is categorized as “emo rap” and he talks about many serious topics. for instance, here’s a verse from his song rejecter:

“Laying on the freeway, thinking about what she said / Waiting for a semitruck, I don’t even give a fuck / I just need a reason, I can’t find a reason”. he talks about suicide, depression, and anxiety. he isn’t very famous, though he deserves more fame imo.
his real name is Joe Mulherin, but just referred to and known as nothing, nowhere. you should give him a listen if you enjoy artists such as Lil Peep Trippie Redd XXXTentacion

person 1: have you ever listened to nothing, nowhere?

person 2: yeah, I have. he’s really good and his music helps me through shit.

by taegukie July 13, 2018

buttfuck nowhere

somewhere far away from everything

"Dude, don't just leave me in the middle of buttfuck nowhere!"

by Jake Umbiquito May 23, 2003

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space is an album, in similar tone to The Caretaker's Everywhere At The End Of Time, that explores dementia, its effects, and its totality. It's distinguished from Everywhere At The End Of Time in that rather than using music from the 1920's to 1940's, it uses music from the 1960's to 1980's, making it feel much more modern.

'I just finished listening to Everywhere At The End Of Time, depressing stuff.'
'Yeah? Some total chads made a version of that with music from the 60's, 70's and 80's, it's called Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space'

by armageddon ham March 30, 2021