Kid Pro Quo

When two parental units (single or duo) send a responsible and/or experienced kid off to monitor the less responsible and/or inexperienced, resulting in parental relaxation.

G(9th grader): Can I go to (BadBoy)'s house?
Mother of G: Only if C(junior) goes with you?
G & C & C's mom: Yeah!
All Parents: Kid Pro Quo!

by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

Quid Pro, No Quo

Quid pro quo" is derived from Latin meaning "This for that." Quid pro NO quo is when you didn't get "that" in exchange for "this.

"Dude, I agreed to go out with your ugly cousin in exchange for your hot neighbor's phone number and now you're holding out on me.

I call Quid Pro, No Quo!!! You owe me my quo dude!

by Texastea1 June 28, 2011

quid pro quo

Where two or more people receive an equal-size measure of baccy-chew.

I can respect nicotine-wad-chomping buddies' wanting to "share and share alike" by practicing quid pro quo, but surely there are less disgusting --- not to mention less hazardous to your health --- ways to display fairness of mind???

by QuacksO April 20, 2019

Kid Pro Quo

When you barter childcare duties with your partner, so they can go out with friends.

Sure, I can watch the kids on Friday night when you're out with the girls, but kid pro quo - I wanna go have a beer with Dave next Thursday.

by the_docta June 1, 2021

Quaid Pro Quo

Trading your wife for one 10 years young.

I am thinking of trading my 2nd wife in for a new model, filing for divorce under Quaid Pro Quo. This next one, I'm talkin' Jonbenet hot!

Trump was accused of Quaid Pro Quo when he banged a younger pornstar instead of his angry wife Melanoma.

by PornGold November 21, 2019

quid pro quo

this for that; tit for tat (obsolete, but still used by older people); "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"; usually used in legal exchanges with attorneys each giving something to settle a case.

The "quid pro quo" in the divorce was that the wife would get the house and the husband would get the cottage on the lake.

by Ellery Queen II November 29, 2019

Quo pro quid

Spanking your partner’s buttocks after being spanked by your partner

She gasped and smiled after he playfully spanked her, then she responded with a frisky quo pro quid on his backside.

by BroccoliCheese November 25, 2022