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Ninjer

A derogatory, slanderous slur referring to ninjas.
Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."

Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"
by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011
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nineteen

adj.-describes a trippy situation especially situations in which there are several coincidences or similarities to other situations.

v. the act of achieving a higher level of perception in which coincidences and strange similarities allow connections to be made.
These people are exactly like the people I dreamed about last week. This is all so nineteen.

We're in the zone; we've gone nineteen.
by speshall July 18, 2009
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NINETTE

The most beautiful person ever, she shines the brightest in a room full of stars, she has a smile more infectious than covid. One can only wish to be loved by her.
Breaking news: Webster's dictionary officially replaced perfection for ninette
by Ju-ice February 19, 2022
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Nineteen Eighty-Four

The REAL title of George Orwell's incredible novel. It's right up there with the Bible. Read it.
Generally it's about totalitarian governments and how they could/do operate. It's a dystopia. The world should not be how it's portrayed in the book.
Joe: Have you read Nineteen Eighty-Four?
Bob: No.
Joe: READ IT!
by sudo rm -rd / April 1, 2007
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Ninjitude

Noun. Displaying ninja-like qualities and abilities - being stealthy, deft, silent and having cat-like reflexes - especially in everyday life.

See also skillz.
How did you score us such a good table? This place is lined up to the tits.

- Dude, it took some serious ninjitude.
by toomuchflystyles June 14, 2011
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free ninety free

Something that costs nothing. Free. (Heard this from a former co-worker)
How much did this waffle cost?
Man, it was free ninety free!
by adilux July 5, 2007
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ninjew

A ninjew is a Jew who has developed some level of skill in jew-fu. A certain amount of strength is also required, as the ninjew may be called upon to stab vigorously. They have been known to wail on guitar or do other things that are totally sweet. The natural enemy of the pirate.

Ninjews are rare and hard to pick out of a crowd.

Facts:
1. Ninjews are mammals, and often hairy to the point of being jewbacca.
2. Ninjews fight ALL the time, except when they're drinking or bitching. A bitch-drink-fight cycle is not uncommon.
3. The purpose of the ninjew is to flip out and kill people.
Ted is wailing on a guitar while he's drinking, and that's totally sweet. You can tell he's a ninjew.
by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004
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