nightwish

A wonderful Finnish band. And no, I'm no HIM/Rasmus-loving teeny. I know good music, and Nightwish is good music.

Random Guy: Nightwish suck ass, only HIM/Rasmus loving teenies like them.
Me: I'm no teeny. And I like them.
RG: ...damn...

by Hayley October 15, 2005

nightwish

An pretty good band from Finland. They aren't my favorite band ever, but they are still a pretty good band. Plays catchy melodic goth/power metal and made one of the best Metal albums ever, Century Child.

Some poseur kid who listens to nu metal: AGH FUCKING POSEURS NIGHTWISH SUCKS LISTEN TO LINKIN PARK FOR REAL METAL

Me: Linkin Park aren't metal. They are pop-rock with a very slight metal influence. Nightwish is one of the best metal bands out there, shithead.

by DJ-BILLZ July 21, 2005

Hammer out a Nightstick

Taking a long solid shit. Should usually be long enough to touch the water in the toilet before breaking off from the balloon knot.

Barry: Yo man, you almost ready to go?
Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick

by CB Creepers September 4, 2011

Nightwished

a process in which a person (most frequently a band member) is being excluded from a group (most frequently a band) because they no longer wish to play with him/her

Jane's project group kicked her out of the team - poor girl got Nightwished.

by TheNephilim337 April 28, 2012

nightmouth

When an intoxicated heterosexual male employs a questionably female prostitute and decides it doesn't matter anyway because he only wanted oral sex.

"Dude, I was so white girl wasted last night I think I got nightmouth!"

by Ca$$ie February 24, 2014

Nightfast

Breakfast food eaten at night.

Although it was 10pm, Sally had just woken up and was craving some bacon and eggs badly. She thus decided to have nightfast despite how uncustomary it was at that hour.

by moxi June 6, 2018

nightstallion

Can refer to two totally-different bed-related things:
(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".

I never understood why bad dreams were called nightMARES and good dreams are nightSTALLIONS... in the stock-breeding world, we all know that mares are much easier to saddle-break than stallions, so why give "da ladies" such a bad rap??

by QuacksO November 21, 2018