The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
by Sir Archibald Big Wheelius April 1, 2019
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"Black Metal ist Krieg!"
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A hookah, a waterpipe for smoking shisha, which is honey-and-molasses satureted tobacco.
A hookah, a waterpipe for smoking shisha, which is honey-and-molasses satureted tobacco.
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it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.
it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.
Mike: dude did you hear what happened the other day?
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation
Mike: what a nargie noogle
Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass
Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?
Jimbo: no way!
Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation
Mike: what a nargie noogle
Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass
Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?
Jimbo: no way!
Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!
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