Joanna Newsom

An inexplicably up-and-coming harpist, harpsichordist, singer, and songwriter with a very distinctive singing style and a more than eccentric fanbase.

Dane: Just wait until you hear "Bridges and Balloons." It's so deep and moving, and probably my favorite Joanna Newsom song.

James: Wtf, turn that sh** off -- she sounds like a dying cat!

by Thomas Sartorius April 7, 2008

dreaded newsome

cuming in hair till it appears to be gray then twisting them and letting them dry creating dreads

i dreaded newsome that bitch

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

Newsom’s Nacho

See also def: Nacho Party and add Newsom in front. 1. nacho party
A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate into another man's stretched-out asshole, and then eat eat nacho chips using their semen as dip.
2.alternative term for San Francisco, CA.

I am elated to be back in Florida, after my trip to Newsom’s Nacho!

The gas prices for my diesel engine are insane over there in Newsom’s Nacho!

by Nacho Btch September 10, 2022

Newsome High School

A high school in florida full of rich douches and snobby bitches.

I hate those tools at newsome high school.

by wickedpisah May 2, 2014

Newsome High School

A high school in Florida full or rich assholes, crazy chicks, heartbroken emos, and of course a sorry bunch of fuckers with futures as pole dancers.

Can’t wait to drop out of Newsome High School and become a stripper. ~actual senior quote

by it’s you and me June 12, 2018

Newsome High School

A school in Florida. Full of a fuck ton of white, rich people with absolutely no personality and druggies. Everybody is the same. Boring as fuck.

I fucking hate everybody at Newsome High School.

by jelllllllllllllllly September 16, 2019

Gavin Newsom

Governor of California who will not only survive the 2021 Trump-aligned recall, but will get re-elected in 2022. The man is competent and has a future.

Face it, crybabies... Gavin Newsom isn't going anywhere.

by Soul_Driver September 11, 2021