A boring state that consists of hicks, a small number of beaches, rests areas, and the White Mountains. You have to drive through it to get to Maine or Montréal. Also it has a lack of sales tax that attracts many people from Massachusetts to go there and buy things, but the state has a 7 or 8 percent restaurant tax, while Massachusetts has only a 5 percent restaurant tax.
I hate New Hampshire.
by hasafienda January 18, 2005
Deadass just the worst US state humanly possible. It's all just mountains, trees, and maple syrup. New Hampshire will fuck your wife in front of you after beheading your kids. Fuck. What the fuck.
Person 1: "Hey man where do you live?"
Person 2: "I live in New Hampshire."
Person 1: "Woah dude, I didn't know you weren't protected under BOTH the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights."
Person 2: "I live in New Hampshire."
Person 1: "Woah dude, I didn't know you weren't protected under BOTH the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights."
by Im Crying On The Inside March 28, 2019
The state I live in that sucks... We have more cows than people and you can drive the perimeter of the state within like 3 hours because its so small... It is like -20 in the winter and +120 in the summer. We have too many dirt roads. The only good things are that we have no taxes practically and we are all rich. We all drive like 100 on the highway (on I93 and I89, you get places fast...) and our towns have cool names.
by Meeeeeeee October 2, 2004
That state next to that one with the maple syrup...
Part of Massachusetts and Friends (New England).
Part of Massachusetts and Friends (New England).
by Eric Dion March 18, 2004
The heart of New England.INhabited by all kinds...Due to the the styles of the historicle old european housing is typicle to meet Vampires of older generations.
City life more plentiful then beaches a great all around place none the less. Though the Inbread population is slightly higher than lots of other urban areas the people are of a wide assortment more Spanish than African decendents.
This state is a cross between European establishment and Irish Government well centered and highly political theres no wonder why the winters can be cold and very long.
Known for skiing and dieing leaves(foliage)its a great tourist atraction and a PERFECT place to purchase and sell real real estate.
High in the mountains building space highly marketable due to views a 5% rural increase in Medium North to Northern New Hampshire whould no doubt domino effect the state.
Presently lacking factory work due to china jobs aren't as abundent as in the past.
City life more plentiful then beaches a great all around place none the less. Though the Inbread population is slightly higher than lots of other urban areas the people are of a wide assortment more Spanish than African decendents.
This state is a cross between European establishment and Irish Government well centered and highly political theres no wonder why the winters can be cold and very long.
Known for skiing and dieing leaves(foliage)its a great tourist atraction and a PERFECT place to purchase and sell real real estate.
High in the mountains building space highly marketable due to views a 5% rural increase in Medium North to Northern New Hampshire whould no doubt domino effect the state.
Presently lacking factory work due to china jobs aren't as abundent as in the past.
by Eriw October 28, 2007
A politically-correct alternative to No Homo. It is meant to be used when you're out in public so homothugs don't attack you.
by Marvin Mangiz February 24, 2009
The worst fucking state ever. It's hella boring, there's nothing to do, everyone is a snob, and they wouldn't know comedy if it were to slap them upside the head.
1: What?! You're moving to New Hampshire?!
2: Yeah, stupid hicks.
3: Why the fuck would you move there?
2: Because my parents want me to suffer and ruin my social life completely. -facepalm-
2: Yeah, stupid hicks.
3: Why the fuck would you move there?
2: Because my parents want me to suffer and ruin my social life completely. -facepalm-
by omgtrendwhore August 2, 2005