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Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
by JKKendrick December 26, 2009
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Navarah

A amazing friend that's really pretty and always has you're back till' the end. She also has the weirdest laugh ever! (;
Wow, she's laughing like a Navarah! <3
by Ryanistoocool123 December 5, 2011
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In the near future

A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.
Sometime within the near future it will be done. Does that answer your question
by Ya Heeeeaarrrd July 13, 2018
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Near

1. A preposition meaning close to or next to.

2. A character from Death Note.
Near is standing near Light.
by HelloItsMello February 7, 2013
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guns of the navarone

1961 movie staring Gregory Peck and Anthony Quinn about the WWII capture of a Nazi-Held Greek gun battery.
Often used metaphoricly to articulate pent-up anger or frustration.
I'm a mushroom-cloud layin' mother fucker, mother fucker. I'm superfly on TNT, I am The Guns Of The Naverone.

-Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction
(also referanced in "Wonderland" with val kilmir)
by bubsy hayden November 23, 2004
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Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
by mattanaw July 21, 2021
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