Nestie

Net-Bestie. Best Friend. A beautiful person inside and out. Someone that you want to see every day for the rest of your life (even if they are far away).

Ian are you in love with Elaina?
Forever. She's my nestie.

by MrBax December 26, 2010

nittiest of all gritties

The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

by mastertrainer1978 April 9, 2008

netlie

being caught lying (or outright bullshitting) by not keeping your bullshit consistent across all websites or social networking sites and/or forums.

Mary told her friends on Facebook that she was home sick tonight -- but then Tweeted that she was out at a club, and found herself caught in a netlie.

by BeverlyKnows May 7, 2010

neeties

the absolute best group chat filled with the best people. they have many eras/ rras . among them is “felching rra”, “cigi rra”, “cass anti rra”, “parents rra”, “h word rra” and more. you can find them thirsting over taylor swift or louis tomlinson.

the neeties are the best people in the world, they’re all so hot.

by neeties November 9, 2020

Ben Nettleship

Ben Nettleship is a virgin.

Oh have you seen that virgin? He is such a Ben Nettleship right?

by Heyehhehehey October 27, 2019

nettles

a rough substance that Salad Fingers likes to rub against his nipples for a orgasmic effect

Salad fingers once rubbed the nettles against his nipple and then his nipple turned red.

by jerry jackson rules! June 22, 2006

nettleton

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.

Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...

by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011