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Naughty Neti

Sex move that emulates the usage of a Neti Pot which is used to clear sinuses, the Naughty Neti is done by ejaculating forth into a single nostril of the recipient whereupon they will be rolled over after such an event so that the ejaculate seeps forth from their other nostril.
"Bro, I gave her the Naughty Neti last night."

"No way? That was after the first date, she must have had a really bad cold."
by piznipy May 14, 2019
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Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.
Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.
by Kate McGee June 9, 2011
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Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)
Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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Australian Neti Pot

The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot
Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.
by Thedumbestmanalive July 5, 2016
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Golden Neti Pot

When someone urinates in one nostril and it pours out the other nostril.
Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.
by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022
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Arkansas Neti Pot

When your cousin gives you a blow job and you cum in her nose.
My cousin sucked me off at the family reunion and gave her an Arkansas Neti Pot.
by BACooper January 18, 2026
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yusuf and neti

Sweetest and most amazing couple in existance tends to be cuter than a puppy
oh i wish we had a realtionship like yusuf and neti
by BREAKALEG December 3, 2017
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