Australian Neti Pot

The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot

Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.

by Thedumbestmanalive March 29, 2016

New Orleans Neti-Pot

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.

I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot

by JayBanks October 29, 2017

Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.

Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.

by Kate McGee May 16, 2011

Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.

I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

by Grumpy Dan December 01, 2019

Neti Pot

When he cums inside of her nose and it goes up the nasal cavity

Dude! That bitch wanted it so bad I Neti Poted her and she sneezed for 2 days!

by BlueMommaWolf February 12, 2018

yusuf and neti

Sweetest and most amazing couple in existance tends to be cuter than a puppy

oh i wish we had a realtionship like yusuf and neti

by BREAKALEG December 03, 2017

Golden Neti Pot

When someone urinates in one nostril and it pours out the other nostril.

Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 04, 2022