neopolitan

When there are 3 jewish men together for grace after meals (a mzumin) and 1 is Ashkenazi, 1 Sephardi, and 1 Ethiopian.
"yo dog...can we bench?"
"yeah-and we got a neopolitan."
by rachel schwartz June 18, 2007
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neopolitan

Sexual intercourse which results in the ingestion of blood, feces and male ejaculate.
A neopolitan is a felch on steroids.
by LeBongo February 17, 2007
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neopolitan

When you fuck a black chick (chocolate) Whose pussy is pink (strawberry) and come on her stomach (vanilla).
Yo dawg, i gave my bitch a neopolitan the other night. It was straight up dope.
by Schweet May 26, 2005
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neopolitan

When you fuck a girl on her period (strawberry), then fuck her ass(chocolate), then jizz in her mouth(vanilla). Then she has chocolate strawberry and vanilla all in her mouth.
I gave that girl some neopolitan ice cream last night by fucking her pussy and ass and mouth.
by rootbur October 20, 2007
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NeoPolitan

The act of chugging a gallon of whole milk, then engaging in anal intercourse with a black person. After a while you should vomit the milk into the person's rectum, creating a white, black, and pink combination. It greatly resembles the NeoPolitan sundae.
I totally gave this one chick a neopolitan, she ate my dick.
by WayTooFar March 13, 2010
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neopolitan

A type of modern male that has a mature sense of social dynamics exhibited as a lack of jealousy, friendliness, and overall easy-going temperament.
The ladies like Keith 'cause he's a neopolitan.
by Jesse Hattabaugh April 08, 2006
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neopolitan

When you combine a strawberry shortcake (you know, when you punch a girl in the face right before the facial) and a dirty sanchez (you know, the Hitler moustache full of shit).
1. Last night, I got liquored up and ate some Taco Bell then dropped a Neopolitan on this hood rat, Belinda.

2. After I gave her a facial and a dirty sanchez, that Hitler moustache really infuriated me as a Jewish man, so I punched her square in the nose to finish off the Neopolitan.
by Brad Torkelson August 25, 2007
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