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blazin’ neon egomaniac

An egomaniac who makes other egomaniacs look like wallflowers.
Being friends with a blazin’ neon egomaniac is never really possible.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
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Neon

Neon is a person who is simply depressed most of the time and no one cares about. If you are friends with a Neon he/she will say sorry for the smallest things. If you gonna be friends with a Neon just know he/she will love you with all their might and never want to hurt you, Neons are very trustful people when it comes to love.
Sarah: Who's that over there?
Maddie: Yeah, who is he? He looks sad everyday.

Claire: Oh that's Neon he's a nice guy but he's very emotional.
by Kirai.Carson July 10, 2020
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nennen

A German phrase that actually means 'to name' but has been used by German students to signify a good thing or something stupid.
Person drops a bottle of water on the flooor.
"NENNEN" is half-shouted
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Neokeostar

The best gOdDaMn streamer you'll ever meet
Person 1 - man have you watched Neokeostar?
Person 2 - yeah he really is the best
by Blue_somnia January 7, 2021
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neofetch

A bloated system-info script for Linux, it's legally required to be in every Linux desktop screenshot in existence. A majority of its users don't notice that there's a configuration file to turn certain stats on & off.
Person 1: Hey bro, I just installed Manjaro Linux on my T480!
Person 2: Yo! Then you've gotta install neofetch on that shit and show off your sick desktop to r/unixporn!
Person 1: How do I install neofetch?
by bsdims February 1, 2021
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neonaticide

The act of killing a newborn within twenty-four hours of its life. Though rare, it is more common among mothers than fathers.
Though the morality of abortion is debated, one cannot argue that neonaticide is murder.
by PrincessZeffie April 10, 2009
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Neon Cobra

Neon Cobra is funny, but Neon Cobra is not a joke.

Neon Cobra is a full frontal assault of raucous, unapologetic, red-blooded rock n' roll. They found the secret lair of the space-aged brain that had frozen the heart of rock n’ roll and kicked it in the ass. Hard! Neon Cobra will wrap itself around your throat and scream sweet nothings into your face. They don't whine, they don't moan, they don't have expensive haircuts, and they aren't afraid to sing about some down-home American fuckin'. Their music is like an audio-transmitted sexual infection that burns so good. If someone tamed a hurricane in a basement, and then spent months befriending it and earning its trust, taught it a love of music, freedom, and faux snakeskin pants, then gave it a hug and sent it out into the world to spread its message, it would sound just like Neon Cobra.

Band Members:
Jason "Thunder" Walters - Vocals
Jason "Bad News" Plummer - Guitar/Vocals
Nick "Tickles" Payne - Drums/Vocals
Andy "Hammerpants" Hogan - Bass/Vocals
Did any of you boners go to the Neon Cobra show last night?I totally had an eargasm.
by Motherfuckingrockandroll February 19, 2011
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