neomeghalophalic

modern way by which one can prove that their wang is in deed larger than someone else

maybe its all the neomeghalophalic attempts at pseudo intellectual degradation that have worn thin and proven to not be as piquant as the antiquated "your mom" jokes

by Krampus February 18, 2013

Neomi

Pretty much the coolest chick you’ll ever meet. She probably won’t give you the time of day, but If she does. Don’t lose her. Loyal, caring, honest but hard to break through her walls. Good luck trying to catch this one.

I’m still in love with Neomi.

by YourVegasEx November 23, 2021

Neomodern clothes

The type of clothes the people in the neomodern movement wear. There are diferent styles but the one thing they have in common is that they differ greatly from modern clothing.

The most popular clothes are togas like those worn by the ancient greeks and romans, and other clothes are of the style that looks like it came right of , "connan the barbaran", and others are what is termed porn clothes or in other words what some people wear in porn films before they take them off.
The one thing that these clothes say is, " I am not part of the modern world".

Dig those neomodern clothes.

by Judge dredd7 June 28, 2011

Neoma

Somebody who will always give all spoilers for series and movies. Super energetic, majorly into sports, any guy who comes across her will fall for her at first sight. Super pretty, super fun to be with, slightly mad (entirely) and loved by everybody.

Wow ! I want to be like Neoma one day

by Tattiwhore November 21, 2020

neomie

when someone retarded or extremely odd makes weird noises whilst running or going at a high speed

Lucas: NEOMMMMMSKRRRTTTTAHAHAHH
Luke: Lucas is a retard fairplay

Mark: Yep he’s a neomie

by Pazzaroney October 29, 2019

neomasculinity

my boyfriend

Me: My boyfriend practices neomasculinity, you jealous?
My friend: yeah.

by IAMBEAUTIFULINEVERYSINGLEWAYYY November 13, 2016

NEOMORPH

NEOMORPH est une personne fragile à qui il faut apporter de l'attention et de la tendresse sans cela elle perd tout son son kill ki é deja tres faible a la base ! elle devient neoweak si vous etre trop calin avec elle devient neogay au levle 17 elle apprend attaque eclair !!!

pokeball !! goo neogay !!!

by Anonymous October 30, 2003