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Neoliberal

(nēˌō -lib(ə)rəl) 1. A Political platform which represents the illusion of liberalism. 2. A false Ideology of the super rich and fools alike; to convince low-incom Liberals to vote for a party which wont actually represent their interests. 3. Bourgeoisie propaganda.
The democratic party will probably nominate a Neoliberal Candidate in 2020 like Joe Biden. Someone who has appeal to the younger generation through the Obama- biden memes that continue to circulate the internet even though he would have no real liberal agenda, no major policy changes regarding climate change, the war on drugs or universal healthcare. (or) The democratic party is nothing but corporate, warmongering, Neoliberal shills.
by Cpt Flags August 6, 2018
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r/neoliberal

basically Liberals who hate both reagan and thatcher yet choose to call themselves neoliberals just to piss off both socialists and conservatives thus maintaining quality policy discussions based on academic evidence and consensus among professionals(like scientists, urban planners, economists, doctors etc) instead of bullshit peddled by far-left and far-right. Your "common sense" and historical materialism are not substitutes for empirical evidence.

they mostly believe in the fact that regulated market economies with global free trade, free movement of capital and labor leads to massive reduction in poverty and increase in human welfare and incomes of all groups. some commies think that poverty isn't declining instead the world bank has reduced the poverty line which is again bullshit, you can see poverty rate at different poverty lines here: ourworldindata.org/no-matter-what-global-poverty-line

sometimes r/neoliberal come across as smug technocrats, not that its a bad thing. Singapore is technocracy after all.

Originally shitposting sub for r/badeconomics .
Person 1: Why are people getting so radical nowadays? everyone thinks they have the whole world figured out and they know more than consensus of professionals who worked their whole life in their respective fields.

Person 2: yeah bro, people are getting their policy takes from BreadTube, Elon Musk, Jordan Peterson, Zizek, Karl Marx and other over-glorified idiots. You should visit r/neoliberal, we only have policy discussions with proper citations of research papers.

Person 1: wow this place is kinda nice, I too love the global poor now.
by gigachad economist February 15, 2022
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Nelio

An unstoppable morning erection that you can slap around and won't go down. Also the inability to come down from an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
My dick had a major nelio, and I had to call an ambulance to drain it.
by Neeezdeezy August 17, 2010
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neoliberalcon

Neoliberalcon is neologism formed from mashing together neocon, the conservative masterminds behind the Project For A New American Century in the 1990s, and neoliberals, the liberal masterminds behind globalism in the 1990s. They started out on different sides, but realized they were on the same side after Donald Trump's populist campaign swept both out of influence.
"The neoliberalcons are really pissed Trump won the election," John said.
"You mean the neocons?" Bob asked.
"And the neoliberals. They're on the same team now."
"Oh. You mean the establishment!"
"Exactly."
by chicswank February 9, 2017
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Neologist

An individual inclined to making up new words. Based on the noun Neoligism: The introduction or use of new words or new senses of existing words.
John being a neologist had a habit of making up new words that strangely enough while newly formed appeared to make sense.

John is neologistic in nature.
by mykeyg August 14, 2012
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neolojism

ne·ol·o·jism
Pronunciation nee-ol-uh-jiz-uhm

noun
1. a new word, meaning, usage, or phrase that was coined unnecessarily, probably in a juvenile effort to coin a term for the sake of coining the term.
2. the introduction or use of useless, clumsy new words or poorly conceived alternative senses of existing words.
3. a new doctrine, esp. a new interpretation of sacred writings, in which one acquires sexy results.
4. (Psychiatry.) a gush of new words, often consisting of combinations of other words and gibberish, that is understood only by the speaker: occurring most often in the speech of schizophrenics and drunken fraternity members.

-Related Forms
ne-ol-o-jizz, verb
ne·ol·o·jist, noun
ne·ol·o·jis·tic, ne·ol·o·jis·ti·cal, adjective
Rather than providing examples of the usage of the word neolojism in a sentence, it will perhaps be more useful to provide examples of neolojisms in the wild. For example, "convergasm" is an ill-conceived portmanteau of "converse" and "orgasm" that fails to be both useful and amusing. The same can be said of "conversatanist" and "discuntled", though only the latter example could ever see reasonable use among losers.

On the other hand, "plumplex" is an example of a neolojism that makes no sense in addition to being useless, and it suffers additionally due to its marked lack of intuitive grace. The term "spreebz" is merely goddamned retarded and should have been rejected by the editors.

Overall, more than 60% of all of the Urban Dictionary will be neolojisms, with 20% of that number being passably amusing.
by gadiv December 16, 2008
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Neoliberalism

Neoliberalism is an ideology wherein whenver the graph go up, the world becomes more gooder.
Ted: "goddamn the rising global wealth over the 20th century is peak neoliberalism"
Jerry: *takes a bite of a street taco* "Based"
by Yimby July 21, 2021
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