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Neopolitan

When you fuck your woman in the ass and then switch to the vagina, cum inside her and then eat her out, all while she's on her period.
Man, i just game my woman a Neopolitan!
by RingelBells August 17, 2011
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A type of modern male that has a mature sense of social dynamics exhibited as a lack of jealousy, friendliness, and overall easy-going temperament.
The ladies like Keith 'cause he's a neopolitan.
by Jesse Hattabaugh July 22, 2008
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noun- A noun used to describe a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the male partner licks the female partners vagina while she is releasing her bowels and is menstrating all at the same time.
Note: The female partner has to be Caucasian, but the ethnicity of the male partner does not matter.
( The vagina is the vanilla, the excrement is the chocolate, and the menstral fluid (blood) is the strawberry, see also: strawberry hence the name Neopolitan.)
"You sick bastard, you did a Neopolitan!"
by Chris Belltrothe November 23, 2006
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When you combine a strawberry shortcake (you know, when you punch a girl in the face right before the facial) and a dirty sanchez (you know, the Hitler moustache full of shit).
1. Last night, I got liquored up and ate some Taco Bell then dropped a Neopolitan on this hood rat, Belinda.

2. After I gave her a facial and a dirty sanchez, that Hitler moustache really infuriated me as a Jewish man, so I punched her square in the nose to finish off the Neopolitan.
by Brad Torkelson September 2, 2007
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Not just labeling the ice cream anymore, a Neopolitan is a sexual romp where a straight male has a foursome with a "Strawberry" woman (Native-American Indian orientation), a "Vanilla" woman (Caucasian of any descent) and a "Chocolate" woman (African-American or liken deep-tone-skinned).
Derrin had a total Neopolitan last night with those three chicks he was mackin' it up with at the club last night!
by Kidahl January 4, 2010
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To give it to her in all three holes from back to front (while mentstrating for the cherry effect)
Touch 'em all -- I gave her the neopolitan last night!
by Karl December 19, 2006
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when you see a black person an asian and a white person walking together
did you see that neopolitan over there?

ya it was fuckin crazy!
by john hams john ham September 16, 2009
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