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Neither

None of the answers.
Is "2 + 2" 7 or 3? Neither, it is 4.
by MEMEZMASTER August 19, 2020
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neoteric

Damn, that girl is so neoteric
by Torii Maryy March 17, 2008
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nexterminate

Nexterminate: (Neks-tur-muh-neyt). A portmanteau (blend) of next and terminate in a neologism.

DEFINITION: Fired or terminated in favor of the NEXT BIG THING or person.
He was NEXTERMINATED by his younger trainee
by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008
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Nesterday

1. When a 5 year old is trying to explain what he did or is going to do or tell you about something but, since he has no concept yet in length of time to when it really happened or will in the future.

2. A generic "fill-in the blank" day when you really don't know or care about the right answer or your not really going to do it in the first place and blow it off.
Mom: So, Billy when did you make that gift for me at school?Billy answers very excited with a big proud of himself smile: "Oh, I made it like Nesterday or the day before or something!"

Or for the adult with a 5 year olds attitude: when someone calls you requesting a payment of some sort and wants to make arrangements and you answer them with (attitude of course) "Ya, I can pay you like uhm, nesterday. Usually then you end the phone call by giving them "click"and hanging up.

yesterday last time next time never last week next week some day day
by GiaMamaMia February 11, 2010
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Technologically neutered

To strip technology of all meaningful features, thereby violating its original intent to solve problems in an automated way. This is typically done by an enterprise through a series of decisions made by folks with no understanding of technology, e.g. legal or risk. Fears that drive to these decisions are typically focused on trying to prevent behaviors through technology limitations, without isolating that the issue is the behavior. The end result will likely be a set of technology that looks similar to the current technology set, just with a different look and feel on top of a fundamentally rearchitected platform typically costing millions of dollars.

The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.
They technologically neutered the SharePoint environment by removing everything but the list and document library. It is no longer usable for its core collaboration functions.

We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.

They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.
by ColdheartedMatt May 8, 2012
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nesterggg

Really cool Mexican Tik Toker.
This iconic person has trolled over 1 million people on many platforms.
"I want to be mutuals with nesterggg"
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nexterday

man I forgot i have that project due nexterday.
by yo moma October 19, 2004
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