my neighbour

an old hag who harrases you and has nothing to do with life

why is he so mean?
hes my god damn neighbor dude
i know just why tho?
BECAUSE HES MY NEIGHBOUR AND WE HATE HIM

by papi~! January 24, 2018

naughty neighbour twatting stick

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.

mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick

by mooji September 30, 2007

Nosey Neighbour

The term "Nosey Neighbour" is a sexual manoeuver where one might part the anus or vaginal lips to simulate that of a "curtain twitcher" peering out to gather intelligence on an unsuspecting resident. The move can then be followed through with a flick of the tongue or merely a quick sharp sniff.
The curtains in question can be gently parted or ripped apart like a rampant rapist. Depending on how nosey you feel at the time....

Me and Dooley had a great night at the Theatre on Friday.
He took me to the West End to watch a wonderful production and then we ended up back at his place where he forced me to hovver just above his face and gave me quite a forceful "Nosey Neighbour". The twitching went on for nearly a minute... But it was amazing

by LordWard November 2, 2010

Spanked the neighbour

When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.

Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also

by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016

toms neighbour bradley

thomas' bitch, hes little fuck shit, hes pimp cunt, hes money maker, hes wank bucket, hes under age of consent fun, hes little romeo casablancka, hes little lisp flasher

tom- oi bradley, wots the rudest word u know begining with w?
bradley- i dont know thomassssssssss
tom- its wank
bradley- wots that thomassssssss
tom- ill show u bradley

by thomas_the_bombus January 21, 2005

Mexican Neighbour

Covering your hands in jalapeño or hot sauce before masturbating.

Juan quickly finished preparing his burrito and made sure to cover his hands in hot sauce before giving himself a Mexican Neighbour.

by vTK March 17, 2020

Shower neighbour

The person you shower with

I can’t believe Karen and Michael are shower neighbours

by Did did drive yet July 12, 2022