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Sex door neighbor

A person who is a neighbor living in close proximity and used for convenient booty calls without an emotional commitment.
During that crazy snowstorm, I got bored and headed over to my sex door neighbor's house for some heat.
by finallygettingpublished March 2, 2020
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Number Neighbour

The person with 1 digit higher/lower than your phone number.
Ex. What’s up my number neighbour, i just beat my meat so hard i can’t feel my left leg.
by Fuck eh August 3, 2019
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my neighbor

what white people say to their friends instead of saying my nigga
Josh- Aye my nigga
Tyrone- Wut u say
Josh- I mean my neighbor
by 69problemz June 4, 2015
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Neighbor Please

Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"
by Kid Rectal December 21, 2008
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neighbourino

The term used by Ned Flannders to call Homer Simpson in The Simpsons.
"Hi-did-lio neighbourino!"
by Will3424 April 20, 2010
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Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie
Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021
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the nosey neighbor

When one of your buddy’s is getting it on with his woman you get naked and sneak into their room. You slowly make your way to their bed and then you start to whack it.
Right when your about to blow your load you scream out who’s naked!!! And blow a load on the girls face.
Dude fucking your stupid brother got me n my girl hella bad with the nosey neighbor last week what a fucking asshole!
by the clitt commander March 22, 2009
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