Neighborhood Watch

A program where people of a neighborhood agree to look out for each other and a sign is erected warning criminals who may come into the area. This program runs on the idea that criminals who aren't deterred by the possibility of being shot, beaten up or arrested are deterred by a stupid sign and some window stickers. Furthermore, these people think they need a sign to tell them to call the police if their neighbors are being home invaded.
The cracked out serial killer will be stopped dead in his tracks by "neighborhood watch" sign on the street

Anyone who trusts their families safety to a neighborhood watch sign and not a real method of protection (IE GUN) is sick

The neighborhood watch program is void of all logic
by SK1234555 July 11, 2010
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head neighborhood

A neighborhood inhabited by many drug addicts.
by BryanDaniel June 28, 2008
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Neighborhood mom

A woman that not only takes care of her own children, but adopts the kids of everybody else living nearby. Often she is a better parent to the visiting children than their own (neglectful) parents, which is why they prefer to hang out at her house.
Make sure to slow down before you drive past the neighborhood mom's house, there's a lot of kids running around outside there.
by pauljs75 October 22, 2011
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neighborhood soundbyte

1. An individual who stands outside their home talking loud enough that everyone in the neighborhood has to hear their conversation. 2. An individual who knowingly rants their opinions and views loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.
We were kept up half the night by the neighborhood soundbyte.

The neighborhood soundbyte keeps us abreast of the town gossip, whether we want to hear it or not.

The neighborhood soundbyte is foaming at the mouth again.
by redPooka January 25, 2012
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neighborhood hero

someone who is a significant piece to their neighborhood
junior did a lot for this place. that guy is a neighborhood hero!
by Xxxwads February 20, 2021
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NeighborHood Bloods

Eastside 45 NeighborHood Bloods.
by Y.G.B. June 30, 2008
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neighborhood war

a tps/fps shooter game from roblox devs where you select between 3 teams and kill each other, often referred as NW or nw
there are sometimes special needs kids asking for peace or roleplaying in subway, except they get obliterated in seconds
beware of that one nigga killing everyone by himself and spawncamping you until you kill yourself
remember: your colour defines your mental state
blue: profoundly retarded, red: autistic yet better than blue, yellow: transcended being unless you are one of the garbage yellows
bob: "Hey chris did you play neighborhood war?"
chris: "Bro i hate that one cheater from yellow team that killed me while i was roleplaying in sub"
bob: "Skill issue."
by Lamntox May 12, 2022
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