needle dick

someone with a small penis. usually insecure and also fat to go along with the small penis.

eh joe, nice needle dick you got there. Looks like a twig and berries.

by your mother sucks cock February 02, 2009

needle dick

A very small and thin dick, reminiscent of the size of a needle or as thin and as short as a needle. Very similar to a baby dick, or a micro penis or even a teeny-weeny, due to the very small size of it.

Rachel said "Gareth, you have a very small penis, a needle dick! hahahahahaha"

by GarethB February 11, 2006

needle dick

very, very small penis

atit patel has a needle dick

by ryan May 25, 2003

Needle Dick

An insult that is used throughout Australian culture to insult anothers penis size.

Kevin: Nice face Needle Dick.
George: Screw You!

by Geo12 December 14, 2008

needle dick

A dick so small that you can cut your finger on it.

We were taking a shower in the locker room the other day and that Josh kid's dick was so small that everyone calls him needle dick.

by Dread7447 July 25, 2005

needle dick

A small Penis thin and stubby

Sean Phillips was found to have a needle dick when he got pants in a locker room

by T3h 0wner June 19, 2006

Needle Dick

A long, slender penis with hardly any width.

Britney Spears: OMG did you see that needle dick?
Kevin Federline: Yes when i sucked that i didn't even hardly have to open my mouth!

by Sharon Butts November 07, 2009