A state of the United States of America mostly known for corn beef and football. Instead of looking nebraska on urban dictionary go there for your self it is nice here!
Bill: hey we are almost to nebraska
Nancy: what is nebraska?
Bill: get out of the car
Nancy: what? Why?
Bill: because you are stupid!
Nancy: no I'm not!
Bill: yes you are. NOW GET OUT NOW!
Nancy: no please don't
Bill: (shoveing Nancy out of the car wile going 75 mph ) I SAID NOW!
Nancy: what is nebraska?
Bill: get out of the car
Nancy: what? Why?
Bill: because you are stupid!
Nancy: no I'm not!
Bill: yes you are. NOW GET OUT NOW!
Nancy: no please don't
Bill: (shoveing Nancy out of the car wile going 75 mph ) I SAID NOW!
by Hayle Clark December 24, 2017
Get the Nebraskamug. Everyone is fat and the only thing to do is eat, shop, and watch the Huskers. The college world series is overrated I mean why would I go watch the most boring sport in the world when my teams not playing? Nebraska has one of the highest % of millionaires but also one of the highest poverty rates as well. Everyone is catholic and If you're not catholic they will shun you. Dumb and Blind Americans live in NE
by Joey bob boon American March 1, 2011
Get the Nebraskamug. A mythical place, where supposedly there is a lot of corn, and a college team. However, these are yet to be proved true.
by IHateNebraska April 16, 2008
Get the Nebraskamug. You: Let's go out tonight!
Me: Ugh, i cant im in Nebraska right now..
You: WTF??
Me: Yaaa, im grounded..
Me: Ugh, i cant im in Nebraska right now..
You: WTF??
Me: Yaaa, im grounded..
by sillybetch January 1, 2009
Get the Nebraskamug. Smack in the middle of our great nation
Is a state that requires some explanation.
To east and west coasters who'll come right out and ask ya',
"Is there anything of interest in the State of Nebraska?"
It's true we don't have mountains all decked out in snow,
But we do have the world's biggest live chicken show.
We're the makers of Spam. We invented Kool Aid,
And this is where the first Reuben sandwich was made.
Our insect, the Honeybee. Our bird, the Meadowlark.
The strobe light, our creation, works best in the dark.
Governmentally speaking, we're a freak of nature.
Since we have the only one-house state legislature.
On Arbor Day, when you plant a tree,
Remember that it started in Nebraska City.
We were once called a desert, but that name didn't take,
Since we have the country's largest underground lake.
We have the world's largest forest, all planted by hand,
And more miles of rivers than any state in the land.
The College World Series calls Omaha "home,"
And yes, this is where the buffalo used to roam
(until we shot 'em).
We were the first state in the nation to finish our Interstate section,
And the first to run two women in the gubernatorial election
(against each other).
We invented 9-1-1 emergency communication,
And we're the number one producer of center pivot irrigation.
Our woolly mammoth fossil is the largest ever found,
And our monumental "Carhenge" is certain to abound.
We have several museums that could be called odd,
Dedicated to Chevy's, fur trading, roller skates and sod.
In Blue Hill, Nebraska, no woman wearing a hat,
Can eat onions in public. Imagine that!
We built the largest porch swing and indoor rain forest,
And anyone who visits is sure to adore us.
So pack up the kiddies, the pets and the wife,
And see why Nebraska is called "THE GOOD LIFE."
(Oh gosh -- it doesn't even once mention football?!?)
Is a state that requires some explanation.
To east and west coasters who'll come right out and ask ya',
"Is there anything of interest in the State of Nebraska?"
It's true we don't have mountains all decked out in snow,
But we do have the world's biggest live chicken show.
We're the makers of Spam. We invented Kool Aid,
And this is where the first Reuben sandwich was made.
Our insect, the Honeybee. Our bird, the Meadowlark.
The strobe light, our creation, works best in the dark.
Governmentally speaking, we're a freak of nature.
Since we have the only one-house state legislature.
On Arbor Day, when you plant a tree,
Remember that it started in Nebraska City.
We were once called a desert, but that name didn't take,
Since we have the country's largest underground lake.
We have the world's largest forest, all planted by hand,
And more miles of rivers than any state in the land.
The College World Series calls Omaha "home,"
And yes, this is where the buffalo used to roam
(until we shot 'em).
We were the first state in the nation to finish our Interstate section,
And the first to run two women in the gubernatorial election
(against each other).
We invented 9-1-1 emergency communication,
And we're the number one producer of center pivot irrigation.
Our woolly mammoth fossil is the largest ever found,
And our monumental "Carhenge" is certain to abound.
We have several museums that could be called odd,
Dedicated to Chevy's, fur trading, roller skates and sod.
In Blue Hill, Nebraska, no woman wearing a hat,
Can eat onions in public. Imagine that!
We built the largest porch swing and indoor rain forest,
And anyone who visits is sure to adore us.
So pack up the kiddies, the pets and the wife,
And see why Nebraska is called "THE GOOD LIFE."
(Oh gosh -- it doesn't even once mention football?!?)
by JoshieK January 6, 2004
Get the nebraskamug. by flipflop098 January 2, 2006
Get the nebraskamug. Tyler: That explosion was cool
Alex: Haha, That's awesome Tyler, did you see when I blew it up too?
Alex: Hello?
Alex: Hello?
Alex: That motherF***** just pulled a Nebraska
Alex: Haha, That's awesome Tyler, did you see when I blew it up too?
Alex: Hello?
Alex: Hello?
Alex: That motherF***** just pulled a Nebraska
by Nabsterdamus December 15, 2008
Get the A Nebraskamug.