The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.
*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*
If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.
If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.
by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011
Get the Neanderthal Syndrome mug.1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.
2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.
2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
by Kajoe October 13, 2006
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by illiterate neanderthal February 8, 2022
Get the illiterate neanderthal mug.A near extinct species of human that was widely distributed in ice-age Europe between circa 120,000 and 35,000 years ago, with a receding forehead and prominent brow ridges. Previously thought extinct but discovered to be living in mostly uninhabitable parts of australia such as the Northern Territory.
Some of the Neanderthals have since migrated to more inhabited places such as Perth, but have been unsuccessful integrating into modern Homo Sapien Sapien culture and society.
Some of the Neanderthals have since migrated to more inhabited places such as Perth, but have been unsuccessful integrating into modern Homo Sapien Sapien culture and society.
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A man who cannot be responsible enough to keep his privates in his pants, and habitually thinks of only eating, sex, drinking, partying, sex, sports, sex, sleeping, sex, women, sex, and truly believes everything and everyone else is beneath him, and his needs/wants.
A man doesn't necessarily have to be sleeping around with others, but can be sexually demanding, and even sexually abusive to his significant other. Sex dominates every day of his relationships. Irresponsible, and inappropriate behaviors are common. Self induced thoughts of indiscretions from his significant other, and acting upon those self induced thoughts, against a partners will.
A man that gives into all his issues whether they are dangerous to him, or others, and either see's no issues with the behavior, or does see the issues, but refuses to acknowledge his weakness's and seek help.
A man who will have sex with anything that moves.
A man doesn't necessarily have to be sleeping around with others, but can be sexually demanding, and even sexually abusive to his significant other. Sex dominates every day of his relationships. Irresponsible, and inappropriate behaviors are common. Self induced thoughts of indiscretions from his significant other, and acting upon those self induced thoughts, against a partners will.
A man that gives into all his issues whether they are dangerous to him, or others, and either see's no issues with the behavior, or does see the issues, but refuses to acknowledge his weakness's and seek help.
A man who will have sex with anything that moves.
Someone who is self centered enough to ignore everything and anything except for their own needs, and wants. Who either refuses, or actually can not see how their thinking and actions is destroying the other people in their lives.
Someone who will have sex with anything, or/ and anyone without thought of consequence. And because this man thinks, breathes, and see things in that way, they are considered a Neanderthal Dog. A unfeeling, unthinking, non-understanding, non-caring individual, who will "rut" with anything that moves...thus a dog. Neanderthal Dog.
Someone who will have sex with anything, or/ and anyone without thought of consequence. And because this man thinks, breathes, and see things in that way, they are considered a Neanderthal Dog. A unfeeling, unthinking, non-understanding, non-caring individual, who will "rut" with anything that moves...thus a dog. Neanderthal Dog.
by SeeTooMuchOfIt November 6, 2011
Get the Neanderthal Dog mug.man....in his best light...club carrying lifeform known as man also...smells rank and AKA lifeform....needs the snip a bath and a new shed..........all men are neanderthols!!!!!!
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