When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.
by AJ18 May 14, 2014
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by Mellon777 January 22, 2009
Get the Near Porn mug.Non alcoholic beer that contains .5% or less alcohol and is aimed at those 18 and up or those wanting to watch their calories and/or alcoholic intake. Usually has the alchohol boiled out and is usually less flavorful and calorie rich than their alcoholic equivalents. Essentially Beer that you can't get intoxicated from. Usually labeled NA (Non Alcoholic)
O'Doul's and Sharps could be considered a "near beer".
O'Doul's and Sharps could be considered a "near beer".
Person 1: Hey pass me a beer
Person 2: Here is an O'Doul's.
Person 1: Don't give me that near beer crap. Got a real beer?
Person 2: Here is an O'Doul's.
Person 1: Don't give me that near beer crap. Got a real beer?
by Daschni May 4, 2010
Get the near beer mug.When one performs the act of Blumpkin, nearly dies, has to be resuscitated and survives, living to tell the tale.
Granddad: Hey did I ever tell you kids about my Near Snuffkin Experience?
Grandchild: No, please do go on.
Grandchild: No, please do go on.
by The Juggernaught November 1, 2009
Get the Near Snuffkin Experience mug.When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.
"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."
by TheInfectious February 6, 2022
Get the Near COVID experience mug.The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.
Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"
Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."
Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."
Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"
Girls 1: "That guy from my class."
Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."
Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."
Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."
Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"
Girls 1: "That guy from my class."
Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."
by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011
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