Naughty Fatty

Somebody who keeps food in unorthodox locations in hopes of others not discovering their excessive food supply.

Perhaps the most popular Naughty Fatty technique is to hide burgers or other fast food in their vehicle. The Naughty Fatty is given a sense of security by this, knowing there is always a snack in their possession. This can become dangerous if the Naughty Fatty does not practice good hygiene; the smell of rotting food can be mistaken for(or mingle with) body odor, giving the Naughty Fatty the false impression the rotting food is still fresh enough to eat safely. A good way for the Naughty Fatty to stay free of such hazards is to limit the amount of garbage and food waste accumulation in their vehicle to between six and eight metric tons per passenger seat.

by helmetbroom March 8, 2010

Naughty by Norfolk

Of, or relating to, the act of doing what Norfolkians do best: being Naughty. (Norfolk, VA)

After drinking two 40s of Olde English, he dropped his pants and urinated on the police car while saying, "I am Naughty by Norfolk".

by Jaythebirdman April 21, 2006

the naughty bills

The three bills that have had inappropriate relations with women (Bill O'Reilly, Bill Cosby, and Bill Clinton)

The naughty bills are back at it again

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

naughty girl

A very sexually open female

My girlfriend is such a naughty girl she will try anything

by Ssvimes January 4, 2014

Naughty poop

Having such a massive poop it stimulates your prostate, giving you a raging hard on.

I just had a naughty poop and kept poking the inside of the toilet.

by Donkey Fist May 10, 2014

Naughty cow

A cow that likes running into walls

A naughty cow died

by Seb the skater January 20, 2019

The Naughty Farmer

Is when the man is on all fours and the woman (or man if thats what your into) milks you dry.... A milk bucket is optional.

"The other day I my friend Nicci came over and gave me the naughty farmer, it was awesome! That girl really likes milk!"

by Rossalicous April 11, 2007