nato 

The fucking coolest guy on the planet. Whoever has this nickname is just a badass! taint rules!

Lebron ain't got shit on Nato bro!

nato by Jah123666 December 14, 2009

NATO 

No Action, Transport Only. this is when you see a guy in the club with about 6 women around him but he gets no play with them. This is because he drove them there and they used him only as a ride

guy1: look at those fine babes he's with
guy2: don't worry, that's a loser from school, he's NATO

NATO by smoKe January 5, 2005

NATO 

1.) Not Able to Organize

2.) Never At The Office

Kid: (to fellow brat) Hey man, isn't your dad supposed to pick up stuff at the Exchange for us?
Fellow Brat: Nah, hes under the NATO chain of command, remember?
Kid: ahhh yes...

NATO by afsouth September 18, 2003

Nato 

The act of getting Nato'd. Nato'd; also known as getting drunk or intoxicated, having sex with a girl, or getting stiff armed by the captain of the football team.

"'We gettin drunk man?' response: 'Oh yea man we're gettin Nato'd'"

"'Hey baby, you wanna do it?' response: 'Ya babe..... Nato.....'"

"'Ja*r, I don't care who you are, get the fuck out of my way' response: 'OH MY GOD NATO!!!'"

Nato by omgnato April 9, 2009

NATO 

Various club abbreviations strewn across America

1. North American Truck Organization
2. No Americans Take Orders
3. Next At The O's

NATO by StudyPunkRockism February 29, 2004

NATO 

Nines and tens only.

The phrase was coined by The Shameless crew/ Connected Ent

That girl is NATO!

Its all about chicks that are NATO!

NATO by Abszie February 27, 2008

NATO 

The North Atlantic Treaty Organization, known as NATO, is a group of 30 countries, (28 in Europe, 2 in North America), which function as a military alliance to fend off against aggressors. Formed from the aftermath of WWII, NATO is there to defend any member countries which were ever to be attacked. Members of NATO include the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Spain, Portugal, France, Germany, Italy, and 22 other nations, all of them in Europe.

If NATO attacks one country, it could be WWIII!

NATO by Yorkshire March 31, 2022