by nick1369 February 20, 2009
Get the nascarmug. by alex1010 April 14, 2009
Get the Nascarmug. The sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. An excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. It also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertisement than actual talent. And I do not care what all of you NASCAR fans say, everyone who associates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. I'm sorry, but I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation than a NASCAR race
Stupid White Redneck 1: Hey there bud, lets go sit on our asses and smoke cigarettes and drink shitty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the NASCAR race today. Then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.
by Steeeeeeeeve June 19, 2006
Get the NASCARmug. A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.
I just don't understand NASCAR
by blindspot February 17, 2005
Get the NASCARmug. National
Association for
Stock
Car
Auto
Racing
A sport most popular in the South Eastern part of the United States. It consists of cars going around at very high speeds and can drivers can get seriously injured or die.
Association for
Stock
Car
Auto
Racing
A sport most popular in the South Eastern part of the United States. It consists of cars going around at very high speeds and can drivers can get seriously injured or die.
by Swarsfanatic June 7, 2005
Get the NASCARmug. by DizzyLizzy March 10, 2007
Get the nascarmug. A large group of redneck jack offs driving around in a circle for 3 or 4 hours with the sole purpose of determining which one has the biggest dick. For some reason society has deemed this activity a professional sport.
by Insanity September 20, 2005
Get the nascarmug.