Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.
Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.
Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.
John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?
Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect
John: Ah right.
Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect
John: Ah right.
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A software architect who swoops in, deposits a mess, and flies away leaving the development team to clean up.
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A structure built in the style of prosperous druglords.
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Sergio practiced architectural masturbation when he designed a Gothic Cathedral and excalimed: "Mon-a-mii!!!"
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