nathathan

This is a guy with large ears, a large nose, and an even larger dick. I mean this guy has a dick so large he can suck himself off standing upright. It's so thick that a horse would be put to shame. Each ball is the size of a cantaloupe. The dick of this man also accounts for approximately 37% of his body weight!

Nathathan has such a huge dick that Chuck Norris is jealous.

by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022

nappathy

n. The feeling of intense disinterest in class lectures, the tedium of work, covid debates, or just life, that results in deep drowsiness.

............................

Will it never end? I am literally drowning in an overwhelming sea of nappathy.

I think you mean “figuratively.”

Ahhhhhh!!!

by gnostic3 December 31, 2021

Jenna Naphan

Jenna Naphan is an actor and wife to NBA all star/Twitch streamer Kraig Naphan.

Jenna Naphan is seggsy.

by JennaOrtegaFN March 11, 2021

naphangover

The headache, numbness, and discomfort that is experienced by a person when a power nap turned into a 4-hour nap marathon. It's when a 30-minute nap turns into a 4-hour nap that is not quite long enough to qualify for a true sleeping session.

It's 7PM on a Friday night. You decide to take a 30 minute nap, so that you'll have more energy for the weekend's events. 4 hours later, the intended 30 minute power nap turned into a 4-hour nap marathon.

Eddie: What time is?

Jane: It's 11PM

Eddie: Oh man! I was supposed to wake up before 8PM to meet up with the guys, but now I have this crazy headache.

Jane: You are experiencing a naphangover.

by mischief81 July 24, 2010

nappatail

a nappy a** ponytail

Person 1: oh that girl hair look like crap
Person 2: Crap? no..thats what you call a NAPPATAIL.
Both: DAMMMMMMMn...she need a perm.

by niquie June 20, 2007

naphtha

1) v., the act of completely and utterly destroying all form of intelligence in a given group of individuals. see also: fucked

2) pn., adj., any sentient being completely devoid of intellectual capacity. see also: stupid, retarded, moronic category of unintelligence far surpassing the "fucking retarded" category; the highest classification of idiocy; category of inelligence of the afore mentioned individual

1) the crowd was naphtha'd by his statement.

2) he's worse than a retard, he is a naphtha.

by justin and travis September 29, 2005

Napathy

Napathy (noun): Apathy resulting from lack of naps.

Work started off alright, but around 2:30 the napathy started kicking in and all I could do is think about sleeping on my keyboard.

by ToastedZergling2 March 31, 2009