nani

how to say "what" in japanese

usually used when you're surprised

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan September 2, 2021

Naonith

A rare and exquisite species of an elephant found deep in the marshy islands of Catacuinha. This a gentle beast often described as "gargantuan" or "colossal". People who have had encounters with this pachyderm have expressed the nature of this tusker as "delightfully adorable".

Sako: Hey have you met Alex yet?
Royston: Yeah man he's a total Naonith!

by CelticFatherAtLevis October 5, 2023

London Silly Nannies

According to Family Guy, the worst American Football team in Europe.

"We're selling your contract, and the only team that'll buy it is the worst team in the league, the London Silly Nannies."

by CheyenneTheBrave July 24, 2012

Narnia Wardrobe

When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.

After that spanish seagull, she just turned into a narnia wardrobe. Fuck.

by fornicatia December 9, 2009

Naomi

Naomi is one of the most hyper and active people you will meet. She is very Quirky when it comes to love. She trys to stay fit and gets decent grades.

Wow Naomi Is great. :3

by PriincessNaomi May 25, 2018

Crooks and nannies

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object

Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.

by The X stoner-in-law January 7, 2009

nainika

Nainika is an Indian name meaning the girl with the beautiful eyes. She has a strong personality and is an epitome of beauty. She can sway anyone with her smile and just one look at her can make anyone's day.

She's so beautiful. She must be Nainika!

by CrazySu June 14, 2014