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The Outskirts of Nowhere

The place I moved because the middle of nowhere was too crowded.
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Where do you live?
MAT: the outskirts of nowhere...
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Lol why?
MAT: The middle of nowhere was too crowded!
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by artfoxMS April 6, 2015
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nutsack of nowhere

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.
by levine2112 November 25, 2007
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Run to nowhere

When a woman, who thinks that she is hotter than she is, in a public place like a gym, inexplicably starts and stops running without a a set destination. This happens most when said woman believes other patrons are checking her out.
Joe: Look at Adam's wife over there by the free weights. Did she get a boob job?
Bill: Yeah, but she's still not all that.
Joe: Lookout, stop staring at her, she's jogging this way.
Bill: No she's not, she stopped by the ellipticals.
Joe: Oh yeah, she was on a run to nowhere!
by Fartface Jones. January 7, 2012
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bumfuck nowhere

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario
I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.
by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006
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nothing, nowhere

this rapper is categorized as “emo rap” and he talks about many serious topics. for instance, here’s a verse from his song rejecter:

“Laying on the freeway, thinking about what she said / Waiting for a semitruck, I don’t even give a fuck / I just need a reason, I can’t find a reason”. he talks about suicide, depression, and anxiety. he isn’t very famous, though he deserves more fame imo.
his real name is Joe Mulherin, but just referred to and known as nothing, nowhere. you should give him a listen if you enjoy artists such as Lil Peep Trippie Redd XXXTentacion
person 1: have you ever listened to nothing, nowhere?

person 2: yeah, I have. he’s really good and his music helps me through shit.
by taegukie July 13, 2018
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buttfuck nowhere

by Jake Umbiquito May 23, 2003
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boldly going nowhere

Lame arse website for a bunch of losers who have absolutely nothing better to do.
"Welcome to:

THE TIGHT FISTED CLENCH OF THE CHURCH OF BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE"

"If you wish to go completely OT or completely postal, please visit 'Way Off Topic' in the Boldly Going Nowhere Forums, which of course, requires your lazy arse to register."
by Choadie December 13, 2007
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