Noobasorus

Someone who says the stupidest shit all the time.

"The last time I heard that one I fell off my dinosaur."

Dood that kid is such a "Noobasorus" I wish he would just shut the hell up.

by Thesnowman WoWarcraft May 9, 2009

noobaroni

A stupid noob, like one that tries to charge into your base with the sniper rifle.

That noobaroni was so funny! He charged into the base with a sniper and a rocket launcher!

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

Noobapolypse

When you are playing a game with a lobby, (for ex. C.o.d mw2), and a whole bunch of zero-skilled Nobbs join, shooting all over the place. Similar event can happen in World of Warcraft when you are playing and some noobs only target you.

You: "O.k imma snipe that guy!"
noob 1: "bang bang bang!
noob 2: gets rpg* BOOOM!!
You: runs for cover*
noob: 3:looks for you*
noob 4: shoots all over the place*
You: $#!&! Its a Noobapolypse!!!!!
Noob 5: shoots*
You: gets shot by noobs and dies.

by _-=Dux151istehpwnzor=-_ June 20, 2011

noobarangatang

A variantion on n00b.

I totally kicked your ass at that game, you're a total noobarangatang!

by AshlerZ November 1, 2006

Noobach

A lazy, useless, smelly bastard who speaks in a series of quiet grunts. These creatures do not have the ability to properly play the guitar and like nothing more than a good old "snack-a-doodle-doo."

A - "Hey Noobach."
B - "Shut it ya git!"

by Mr Dahooha April 29, 2008

Noobaloob

A much more entertaining way to insult a poor player in a video game. To be substituted in place of noob or newbie. Best used in a situation when comic relief is needed.

Player 1: I totally just killed you with a pistol.
Player 2: Shut up, I shouldn't have died.
Player 1: Haha you got owned, you noobaloob.

by Da Jeebus July 16, 2008

Noobaru

A Fucking Noob that drives a fucking subaru, thinks its a fucking ferrari, and won't shut the fuck up about it.

Brad the noob won't shut the fuck up about his fucking Noobaru

by V KGB March 21, 2009