The penis of all penises. Frequents IGN boards, usually gay ones like Harry Potter. Likes kangaroos, koala bears and receiving anal sex from vettefan. Common traits include: Acting like a pussy Jr. Mod and constantly trying to get other users banned, whining like a pussy bitch, creating incredibly gay West Wing icons and a plethera of other homosexual things. This user should be avoided at all costs, but should you come across him, simply insert a pair of salty nuts into his mouth.
by Nate Perkins March 28, 2005
Get the nmp8668 mug.Used for emphasis much like "psh" or "what whatttt". Its founder is the late ODB (RIP). This word is mainly used when dealing with skanks, ho's, bitches, sluts, haters, and in rare cases even teachers (she must be a raging bull dyke).
ODB: Nmph! Baby Girl now gimmme my money!
Gangbanger: Girl get over here and park that ass on me, Nmph!
Teacher Reference:
Evan: Damn Eileen you gimme one more B and I'll split your wig! Nmph!
Gangbanger: Girl get over here and park that ass on me, Nmph!
Teacher Reference:
Evan: Damn Eileen you gimme one more B and I'll split your wig! Nmph!
by KillACommyForMommy April 11, 2005
Get the nmph mug.Abbreviation for: "Not My Problem Dude". Appropriate for when someone is trying to rope you into their problems, in an effort to get you to take them on so they can avoid, ignore, or deny them. May be a response to an attempt to manipulate one's sympathies or feelings of obligation.
Girl #1: You know that married guy I'm seeing? He's always trying to tell me about his problems with his wife, how badly she treats him, etc.
Girl #2: Who has time for that?? You need to tell him "NMPD!!"
Girl #2: Who has time for that?? You need to tell him "NMPD!!"
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