pwned.nl 

Konane's life
see kickass

OMG i love the map dust I can pwn so many n00bs on it. Maybe today i'll pwn enough noobs so i can raise my rank in the server from 3 to 1, hehe. Ok you guys, let's move out, rogerthat. guys, you go forward, i'll camp here, roger that. omg you fucking loser i know you hack i'm gonna tell the admin on you you faggot. leave now you faggot leave leave before the admin bans you. fire in the hole. omg what the fuck was that i know you're fucking hacking you fucking fucking teamkiller fucker. you you're fucking definitely gonna get the server ban you faggot.

pwned.nl by konane February 5, 2005

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord) 

A form of suicide where the subject, dressed in a toga, by him/herself or arm in arm with other subjects, slowly walks into the ocean towards the moonlight. The subject keeps walking till he/she is completely sub surface and drowns to a slow, sweet and liberating death.

Ideally the songcover of "Creep" by Scala & Kolacny Brothers is playing in the background. For example by putting it on repeat in the subjects car, putting the car in cruise control and letting it ride into the ocean alongside the subject.

(In Dutch)
Een variant van zelfdoding waarbij het subject, getooid in een toga, alleen of arm in arm met meerdere subjecten, langzaam de zee inloopt richting de maan. Men blijft lopen tot zij volledig door het water omgeven is en een zoete, bevrijdende verdrinkingsdood sterft.

Idealiter speelt op de achtergrond de cover van het nummer "Creep" door Scala & Kolacny Brothers. Bijvoorbeeld door deze op te zetten in de auto van het betreffende subject, de auto op cruisecontrol te zetten en samen met het subject de zee in te laten rijden.

Q: "Dude, how did your carseats get this soaked?" A: "I lend it to a friend who wanted to commit a Greek Suicide."

(In Dutch)

Q: "Gasten, deze vakantie was te mooi, beter dan dit gaat het niet worden, wereld gaat naar de klote en ik heb geen zin om terug te gaan naar mijn werk. Zullen we samen, in plaats van terug naar huis te rijden, gewoon een Griekse zelfmoord doen?" A: "Is goed, ik ken wel iemand met een auto met cruise control."

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord) by Faswari August 12, 2021

Ace NL 

A Macedonian rapper who can't rap for shit. He's a gentle kiddo, and says CHEKERAUKC at the end of the CHEKERAUKC music video. His face says KILL ME DADDY. He's a homosexual.

In his song Jump (title stolen from House of Pain) he says:
"Skokaj levo, skokaj desno,

ako si hejter skokaj od prozor."

Translation:
"Jump left, jump right,

If you's a hatta jump out tha window"

I hate this bitch.

Person 1: How did you got into Toxicologia?
Ace Nl: Oh... I sucked Skit's dick... and got a facial.
Person 2: Die bitch! (Headbutt to the ovaries)

Ace NL by Realistika May 4, 2010

Dumpert.nl 

A dutch youtube-like site, where (almost) everything is allowed to be posted.
It mostly exists of photo's and video's, and most video's are stolen memes, edits of videos, but mostly random people getting beaten up for no reason whatsoever. Apparently cops in the Netherlands use this site to track down people who placed the random beat up videos (AKA Happy Slapping).

Contents of the site:
-Photo's (Mostly random crap and NSFW)
-Video's (Unfunny and dead memes, or just random crap)
-Happy Slapping (Literally a group beatup that has been filmed on camera, mainly a group against one person)
-Alot of drama in the comments (People seem to find it disturbing and the prime minister not doing anything about it, sometimes even giving people who do not have dutch history the fault)
-12 year olds posting illegal fireworks videos (Only on/close to New Years Eve)

Example:

Dude: "Hey do you know about that site Dumpert.nl?"
Dude 2: "Oh you mean the site where literally 12 year olds posts videos of children getting beaten up?"

Example 2:

Dude: "You saw this video on Dumpert?"
12 y/o: "Hell yeah, funny wasn't it?"

Example 3:

Dude: "You know about Dumpert being a site where literally anything is being posted, right?"
Guy: "Of course, what about it?"
Dude: "Apparently cops are looking for some guy again and are using that site."
Guy: "Ah crap, here we go again."

Dumpert.nl by DuaneDance June 27, 2019

LOF'nL 

Laughing out fuck'n loud

Instead of Rofl or lol

LOF'nL by Saiko January 17, 2003

cxcvbfgyhugfdsaxzcvbjkkjnb nl;lkmjnjo0iuhgfy8u7ytrdsdfghj 

When you're bored as fuck in a history class

Person 1: cxcvbfgyhugfdsaxzcvbjkkjnb nl;lkmjnjo0iuhgfy8u7ytrdsdfghj
Person 2: history?
Person 1: yes

cxcvbfgyhugfdsaxzcvbjkkjnb nl;lkmjnjo0iuhgfy8u7ytrdsdfghj by G E K O L O N I S E E R D February 7, 2021

Dildo, NL 

You'd think I'm joking, but this is a real city in Canada.

"Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"

Dildo, NL by 7568ino November 2, 2023