Neocommunist

A person that espouses all the main ideas of Communism-a free society with no division or alienation, where humanity is free from oppression and scarcity yet, curiously, requires absolute control by a central government that redistributes wealth to operate-but when confronted with the inconvenient truth that this has been tried before and failed miserably responds, "Yes we can." (See definition of "Insanity") Wishes to place environmental concerns over humanity's as well as eradicate religion from public life and make the world gender-neutral. Partakes in carefully scripted propaganda events and gives hubris filled speeches that contradict known history surrounding the issue at hand and all those involved. When confronted with truth, they deny, deny, deny, then make counter-accusations. Has absolute control of agenda-setting media. Only difference between "communist" and "neocommunist" is totalitarian control by the state. Neocommunist would become communist if at all feasibly possible. Neocommunists are the result of modern education pedagoguery indoctrination, very little experience, and a complete ignorance of history. Only adherents to neocommunism are fellow party members and red kool-aid drinkers.

These may be "just words," but Barack Obama is a Neocommunist.

by tenaciousD1975 June 30, 2008

Netcom solutions

An attempt to fix something in a MacGyver Like fashion, but ends up just being a load of crap.

Nasa used netcom solutions on the space shuttle foam, as a result it still fell off.

by MacGyver2006 September 5, 2008

Neocommunist

A word created in the undeveloped mind of a Neo-conservative who can't argue or debate a point properly. The user usually uses this word when pwned by someone with a clue.

What, the 9/11 commission and senate intelligence committee found that Iraq didn't have any WMDS and there was no connection between Al Qeada and Saddam?! They are all Neo-comms!

by AmericanPatriot1776 July 14, 2004

Newcomer

Someone who is too gay to admit their true feelings for another gay person. Eats out the butt daily. Cockshining, buttpirate, gaypride fuckbudy, fudgepacker, cumguzzling, spermfountain, cumdumpster.

"Did you hear about that guy who got soft during sex?"
"Yeah, he must be a Newcomer"

by Torland1993 March 18, 2010

Trayton Newcomer

That one guy who steals your bitch, mothafucka.

Pimpin trayton newcomer

by MrStealYoGirl6976 August 12, 2017

Jon Newcomer

A professional, independent wrestler out of the Philly area, 18 years young and as is the all proclaimed Prophet of Pro Wrestling. His finishing maneuver the "Ginger Snap" pays homage to his Auburn locks.

Jon Newcomer is going to make his opponent tap to the snap

by Ahhhhh to the Naaaaa January 15, 2011

Savannah Newcomb

My lovely wife

Savannah Newcomb is the reason I'm 80% Lesbian

by Kowuu May 16, 2021