Nettles

A mans genitals

My nettles stung her hard

by Trollforthebant324 May 14, 2017

Nettle Boy

A zesty yet charming young male filled with the vigor of life. Responds to “Beetle Boy.”

Man I’m feeling like such a nettle boy today maybe I WON’T order the mild salsa.

by Beetle Boy November 30, 2019

Nettle's triangle

An act involving a Jamaican, a bisexual and a donkey. The two humans involved each grab a nettle branch while positioned either end of the donkey, hence forming a triangle.

We were so wasted last night, ended up grabbing Pete's donkey and making a Nettle's triangle

by Skoomacatsmum April 7, 2020

stinging nettled

when you get stung by a nettle

woahhhh i just got stinging nettled ffs

by leonnnn1234567890 May 16, 2020

nettle spanked

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend

Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?

by Icebergtip July 8, 2023

nettle nestler

a creepy 40 year old man who hides in the bushes, kidnapping children

OH SHIT! IS THAT THE NETTLE NESTLER?!?!

by mrsmartypantz May 8, 2021