Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 27, 2020

Necessary Crush

A necessary crush is when all your friends have crushes on other people, and you feel the need to like someone/anyone so you can be a part of it, too.

Girl 1: Oh my crush is so cute!
Girl 2: Mine too!!
Girl 3: I think I have a necessary crush because of you guys...

by ParisianLove March 06, 2016

Necessary

Those Cupcakes

Those cupcakes are the definition of necessary

by TheUnnecessaryDefiner October 16, 2018

necessary

"being necessary": being indispensible, self-important, at the centre of it all, taking centre stage

Bro, you gotta stop being so necessary! Give someone else a turn!

by Zielwolf March 29, 2023

Necessary

Sum long ass word dont nobody know how to spell

Monica: hey Stephanie?
Stephanie: yea?
Monica: how do you spell necessary?
Stephanie: bitch I don’t fucking know. Ask your English teacher or something.

by youwillnotlast5minutes September 10, 2021

Necessary

It's NECESSARY!

Hym "It's NECESSARY for you to be harvested for organs so Jordan's parasitic offspring can do whatever the fuck they want. It's our RESPONSIBILITY to be forcibly converted into sustenance for and by people who have nothing but contempt for you. But don't ever murder their kids for it. Don't ever hurt them for it. That would be bad."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Necessary

This is necessary... This is necessary... Life feeds on life feed on life feeds on...

Hym "Hahaha fuck you Maynard. I don't care what you want. I'm just going to keep doing it. But no. THIS! Is necessary."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024