Narwhal

A horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'

"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL!"

"A what?"

"A horned whale."

"You ever you know...?"

"No, what?"

"Tap that?"

"Dude thats just wrong"

by DisasterLindsey May 25, 2009

When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011

Narwhal

When a guy straps a dildo around his head and pleasures a girl with it while moaning "NAAAR".

I narwhalled her so hard last night.

by Dodgefathers696969 November 15, 2013

Narwhal

The most awesome Fish in the world

Narwhals they are so awesome
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kick-ass a facial horn
they are the Jedi of the sea

by polarbearfighter March 16, 2009

Narwhal

The unicorn of the sea

Narwhales are the unicorns of the sea!

by GuitarGirl92851 December 16, 2010

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."

by HerpDerpington1234 July 14, 2011

Narwhalicorn

Noun
A Narwhal that has banged a unicorn and gave birth to to a hybrid called Narwhalicorn.

Dude? Did you check out that rad new Narwhalicorn porno website I emailed to you?

by Ya buoy December 20, 2013