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Neptune's kiss

When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack
Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss
by Redrose96 December 1, 2015
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Neptune

A young female gamer who replaces every curse words with Frick. Neptune also has the attention span of a goldfish.
BBNO$: Hi, hows it going?
Neptune: SHUT THE FRICK UP.
BBNO$: wha....
Neptune: FRICK YOU
by Crampety October 29, 2019
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Neptune's Folly

While pooping, the release of the turd causes water to splash up all over your butt cheeks.

Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss
We keep running out of toilet paper because Kevin keeps being struck by Neptune's Folly.
by Bruddha January 2, 2016
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windows neptune

A version of Microsoft Windows that was do to arrive at the same time as windows 2000, but never made it past the second beta. It was supposed to be a home version of windows 2000, but was cancelled by Microsoft, and later merged with Windows XP.
I can't believe Windows Neptune got cancelled, looks like it's time for 98 again.
by Jl533 September 16, 2005
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Neptune

1. Officially the outermost major planet in the solar system after the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status in 2006. An ice giant with a cool, deep blue coloration. Similar composition to Uranus. Mean distance from the Sun 2.798 billion miles. Equatorial diameter 30,775 miles, give or take 20. Polar diameter 30,250 miles, give or take 40. Visible cloud deck is at temperatures around 218 degrees Centigrade below zero. Orbits once in 164.79 Earth years, or as of this writing just about once since it was discovered by Urbain le Verrier and Johann Gottfried Galle in 1846. Visited by Voyager 2 in 1989. At last count had 13 recognised moons. Had a dark blue marking looking remarkably similar to Jupiter's Great Red Spot, with Neptunian proportions and colour scheme, at the time of Voyager's flyby, which was promptly named the Great Dark Spot; apparently this has since disappeared.

2. Roman divinity of the sea, influenced by but not identical to the Greek Poseidon. Also a god of horses. Had a fishy lower body and brandished a trident.
Neptune is visible in a good telescope.

Capitolus strode on board his ship and set sail across Neptune's kingdom.
by Fearman May 12, 2008
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Neptune high school

Sum ugly ass bitches with some ugly ass attitudes. Gon get your shit whacked. Students be suckin off the teachers and bitches always be gettin into fights over stupid shit like if someone blinked at them. Hoes continue to have their sex tapes leaked and they've already gotten hiv like 30 times in a row. Bob the builder can't even fix this shit. And shit. Bob the builder can fix everything. There's weed in every locker and I swear them janitors open them lockers up and shove the weed up their asses. Because don't we all wanna do sum shit like that?
"Hey, can I get a copy of your sex tape?"
"Nah. You can get the experience of one rn tho." 😉 Neptune high School
by slade.boy August 24, 2017
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Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"
by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007
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