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Myspace

Facebook's Great Grandfather. The site my mother used when I was little. Facebook's anal leakage.
Fag1: Aw dude lets chat on Myspace!
Fag2: What the fuck is Myspace?
Fag1: You don't know what Myspace is? Loser.
Fag2: Look, this isn't 2004 okay? Get a Facebook.
by AnalPenetrationByForce November 27, 2011
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Myspace

Life-ruiner
Grade-lowering stimulant
the internet's most used drug.
Been on myspace latley?
I went on it eight times last night. Got three new pictures, a new layout, and changed my song twice. That's my I failed the Geometry quiz last period.
by Rohizzle May 15, 2006
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Myspace

1) A virus that is taking over people's lives all over the world. People lose their jobs, fail classes, etc just because of the website.

2) A way for people to get famous if they are hot enough, but too lazy to get a real job before they become a Myspace whore.
1) Have you been infected by Myspace? Yea, but unfortunately, I'm not going to UCLA anymore.

2) A few examples: Tila Tequila; Joe Hollywood
by Domonic January 1, 2008
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Myspace

A site run by a man named Tom, where people, generally from ages 14-20 go, to post pictures of themselves and make friends.

To be "myspace" means to be scene since the majority of teens on myspace are scene. This means taking pictures in the mirror, from retarded angles, that make you look smaller, that make you look prettier, and that make people want to add you.

Everyone on myspace has an account so people will add them, and comment, and they will feel important, which they arent.
I don't have a myspace because I don't need people to tell me I am awesome.
by Questionable October 29, 2005
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Myspace

an addicting website that was probably made so people can meet new friends around the world, or maybe keep in touch with family, yet it got changed to a popularity contest begging and pleeding to get new friends, because people feel they "need" to have 100000 friends on a WEBSITE, its not real life, im sorry but if your begging and pleading for that many friends, then you probably dont have any friends in real life..
"ADD HER.. SHES SO HOTT"

"GO COMMENT ME.. IM BORED"

"im so ugly"

"im so fat" (yet they have a picture with like no clothes on.
by AllyB September 16, 2005
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Myspace

Who uses myspace anymore?
by clearly not May 13, 2010
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Myspace

A website where people without friends go to make friends, but end up being molested by men aged 50 and up.
Bob(15 years): i was on myspace the other day
Sheral(Also 15):yea i met a wonderful guy the other day and i am going to meet him.
(two weeks later)
Bob: how was the meeting with the guy you met on Myspace?
Sheral: He was 60 years old and he molested me!
by geoffrey Schwereeen September 20, 2006
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