Myspace 

A license to stalk anyone and everyone who has access to this website.

You can find anyone you want, simply just by clicking on other people's myspaces until you find someone you think is "hot". Then once you're their "friend", you feel like you know so much about them and you've never even met them before.

Myspace by Mallory April 3, 2005

myspace 

Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.

"Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook."

myspace by JakeStar April 4, 2005

myspace 

The end of life as we know it

I'm going to get on myspace and leave Karen a comment because I'm to lazy to walk 3 blocks to say hi myself.

myspace by INeedAName December 28, 2005

myspace 

A once popular social media website that has been abandoned by everyone, except attention seekers, better sites such as twitter and facebook; A virtual ghost town.

Friend 1: "Hey man I just made a myspace account. Add me!"

Friend 2: "Dude no one uses myspace anymore. It's so old news".

myspace by KX12 May 19, 2014

MySpace 

Now a site for hipsters and douche bags.

What's a MySpace?

MySpace by Caerful September 1, 2013

myspace 

A desolate empty, lifeless wasteland

"The myspace continued for a hundred thousand miles..."

myspace by Wantsum??? October 3, 2014

myspace 

Myspace is an old husk of a social media site, only kept alive by the feeding tubes that are its quickly and steadily dropping amount of fans. It was the facebook of its hay-day, a decade ago, but has since dropped out of the mainstream, and is now its downfall is a meme. Many people still have accounts most of them not active for years, and more still have been shut down. One day it will cave-in, and die silently, no one noticing, or caring.

Myspace shows the mortality of all things.

myspace by Nomancer February 15, 2015