in my bedroom

The room in which many events occur, wether its sleeping, bed wetting, watching particularly vulgar videos on your new laptop (your parents still question why there was a white gooey substance on your old one), staying up all night on your phone complaining you didnt get any sleep last night, having your friend over (who is a girl) swaring you were just "studying" last night, and much more.

"Dude, my parents found out i wasnt just "studing" with Vanessa last night in my bedroom"

by Thefoxyfox January 29, 2018

the reason my bedpost is so shiny

A way to say someone is comely or beautiful

"oh my god did you see chad brittany"

"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"

by astrahjfgas October 6, 2021

be my bedtime

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

bedrock of my soul

The last bit of soul left because you're alive.

That comment just hit the bedrock of my soul.

by Igneel Dragneel September 21, 2017