Crawl out of my butt

Stop complaining about someone, similar to Climb out of my ass.

The Walking Dead:
Maggie: (angry) What does she want now?
Glenn: I can't say.
Maggie: (angry) So one of them ask you to keep your mouth shut...
Glenn: (interrupting her and offering a piece of paper with things) Crawl out of my butt, and help me look, please.

by tipar September 29, 2016

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peeing out of my butt

Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.

The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

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too close to my butt

A phrase used when someone invades your personal space or if you do not like what is going on.

Person A walks into the room and sits next to Person B. Person B: "You're too close to my butt!"

Person A wants to make changes to a group project involving Person B. Person B doesn't approve of said changes and yells, "You're too close to my butt!"

by kornpops827 September 30, 2010

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my butt is red

You get a red butt typically when you get a wedgie

My butt is red: So when I was a 8th grader dick gave me a big wedgie he just yanked my underwear so hard and so tightly that IT HURT then dick gave me. A hanging wedgie a few hours later

by AHoof March 11, 2022

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screw my butt

1. A rare occurrence when something really gay is said by someone when his ass doesnt fit into something and is fed up about it, and sounds really homosexual

2. One thing you never want to say ever as a guy...unless you are into that kind of stuff

1. Kev: Dude you sit in the chair like this you idiot!
Posh: Forget it, screw my butt.
Ak: WTF DID HE JUST SAY?!?!

2. "FUCK! SCREW MY BUTT!!!"
"...Never again"

by the crimson chinnnn January 28, 2009

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