Meeseeks

People who have great pain over being alive, i.e: being dead inside.

I can’t take it anymore I just want to die
Existence is pain for meeseeks kind.

by Pigeon021 September 28, 2017

meesechurger

something that only the one chosen one can eat.

if they are not chosen they will die and get the big gay.
if they are the chosen one and they eat it they will gain unlimited power.

Rags: oh no john tried to eat the meesechurger
Shilisa: damn it was nice knowing him

Rags: wait what is that light
Shilisa: oh my god he is the chosen one

by john hamilton stony July 9, 2020

Meese

One goose and many geese
One moose and many meese
that's just how it works

Look at all those motherfucking meese!

by MatTheTwat November 5, 2018

Meese

Plural of moose.

Dave: "I think I see a moose over there!"

Sam: "There is two of them, two Meese!"

by Karlos32503510 June 17, 2009

meese

A meese is the plural of moose.
Like mouse and mice.

"look there is a moose"
"look there are two meese"

by RTOONS42 June 16, 2009

Meese

Usually a female that weighs over and above what is required or allowed. Known for complaining about their weight then turning around and consuming large amounts of Krispy Kreme donuts.

Meese will sometimes employ sly tactics in order to lure males into their vicinity. Such devices include accompanying themselves with smaller and extremely attractive counterparts to attract the attention of surrounding males.

Due to peripheral handicaps, please be cautious when approaching any Meese. They are generally kind in nature, but can be uncoordinated at times.

At the buffett, I was almost trampled by a meese.

The club was full of meese tonight.

by MonkeyPants July 22, 2004

Mr meeseeks

Mr meseeks blue box man

Mr meeseeks

by Lesbian duck October 10, 2017